donk

someone who has done something stupid, or acting weird

What you doing you donk

donk by AAAleachy December 13, 2016

Donk

An Australian man who punches shit for you when you don't have a gun.

Nugget: I've been looking for Walter Reilly. Haven't seen him around, have you?
Denning: You shoulda brought a gun instead of a beer, mate.
Nugget: Nah. I don't need one. I got a Donk.
Denning: Got a what?
Donk: Donk.

(Crocodile Dundee II (1988).

Donk by Markle Sallamonie March 24, 2010

Donk

A Beer/lager In Can or bottle Form.

Pass a donk or donkline

Donk by Ceiy Dytor February 17, 2008

donk

a stupid person. an idiot.

oh my god! you just cracked my skateboard. you donk!

I can't believe you said that stupid thing! you donk!

donk by blonde_bombshell December 5, 2007

Donk

It means ridiculous and is short for "ridonkulous," but unlike "ridonkulous," saying it won't get you beaten up.

"Yo, this is donk, I was only a minute over my parking meter and I got a ticket!"

"That shit last night was donk, I talked to my shins for three hours"

Donk by idiomaddict January 5, 2010

Donk

A name given to a person who acts in a manner adverse or inconsistently to the situation at hand or with people present. At that, this person has opened him/herself to the utmost radical degree of criticism. This most likely results in the person killing him/herself. At best, this person abstains from any kind of contact with any person due to the fact that everyone would most likely want to donkey punch him/her.

Alex: Hey guys what's up!
Dito: Nothing much man just chilling having some drinks.
Alex: Can I buy you a pitcher of your choice please? After all you invited me to this bar.
Dito: Hey Bob, come over here. Is this guy gay?
Bob: No man, I'm pretty sure he's just a donk.
Dito: Oh okay, I was about to stick him in the face.
Alex: Hey! thats not ni...
Dito and Bob: SHUT THE FUCK UP PUSSY!

Donk by Ralphi September 13, 2010

DONK

(-n,v,adj,adv) a word that has literally any meaning, with the loosest connotation in the english language.

1.(-n) That Bitch is such a donk.
2.(-adv) I apprehended the suspect in a donk manner.
3.(-adj) That was a donk-tastic sammich.
4.(-v) Dude, you should definitely donk on her face.

DONK by traap March 29, 2011