careography

The dance moves you would normally perform to a song, but modified because of the fact that you are sitting in a car and (if the driver) holding the wheel.

We made up some bad ass careography to go with our road trip mix.

by Back2Beast October 25, 2009

child pornography

Something you plant in the office of the guy whose job you want.

Thanks to child pornography I made CEO faster than anyone in company history.

by Sam is a Dick March 3, 2007

pornography

Reading material to be held in one hand.

My right hand has doubled its strength since i deicovered pornography!

by Gizwidget January 30, 2007

Chronic Pornography Downloading Syndrome

The term used for individuals who download mass amounts of pornography but do not necessarily view or even care for the content in question. Many who suffer from CPDS also tend to be porn pack rats who archive and save all their downloaded content (possibly never reviewing such content).

Person 1: I downloaded 20 gigs of softcore porn last night!
Person 2: I thought you weren't into softcore stuff?
Person 1: You're right but it's just nice to have it.
Person 2: Dude you suffer from Chronic Pornography Downloading Syndrome...

by spinal_compression October 20, 2009

scornography

Media made with the express purpose of causing the emotion of scorn in the viewer. Scornography's main purpose is to flood the viewer with the most obnoxious and unintelligent people possible, ensuring that they fall far below the average viewer in likability. This way, viewers can unite in their hatred of the characters, and feel a brief burst of artificially inflated self-esteem. These shows are the public executions of our times, except instead of the death they so often deserve, the stars of the shows are showered with attention, fame and money.

"Jersey Shore," "The Real Housewives of ___," "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" are all examples of scornography.

by camidon January 5, 2012

Residual Pornography

Pornography left on the hard drive of any device by its previous owner.

To my dismay, I discovered a large amount of residual pornography on a laptop hard drive I purchased on the internet.

by RBT Stunna July 22, 2011

pornography

Images of naked humans or naked humans in the act of sexual intercourse. Often used as a means of becoming aroused by lonely humans who are unable to attract a mate. Despite its usefulness to such individuals, the overall majority of internet pornography has degraded into a flaming heap of vile, disgusting images designed to cater to the sick fetishes of various internet subcultures including, but not limited to: furries, pedophiles, amputation fetishists, genital mutilation addicts, etc.

"Pornography" makes up more than 60% of the internet's content.

The obsession of teenage boys across America is "pornography."

by C-can October 18, 2003