What ruined music. MTV killed jazz, murdered rock, raped hip hop, and brought emo from the underground to the mainstream (the equivalent of unleashing the black plague). Tells you to stick it to the man while MTV is a corporate organization, (i.e. "the man" in its truest form).
by Gizwidget January 18, 2008
A place where they won't let kids buy Halo, but selling shotguns to every redneck who hobbles in there is perfectly moral and acceptable.
Wal-Mart Employee: Sorry son, This here rule book says I can't sell ya this here TV-game thingy, but how 'bout I show you our fine selection of shotty-guns?
by Gizwidget April 15, 2007
Bunkake is a Japanese custom where a naked woman is strapped to the ground and five or more men masturbate on her. She must then drink every last drop of cum sprayed on her face or get whipped and burned after she is gangraped
(Bunkake literally translates to SPLASH! in Japanese)
(Bunkake literally translates to SPLASH! in Japanese)
Japanese guy 1: anata no imooto wa doko desu ka
Japanese guy 2: nemasu.
Japanese guy 1: bunkake ji?
Japanese guy 2: Hai, baka! Bunkakemashou!
Translation-
"where's your little sister?"
"sleeping'
"bunkake time?"
"Yeah, dumbass, let's bunkake!"
Japanese guy 2: nemasu.
Japanese guy 1: bunkake ji?
Japanese guy 2: Hai, baka! Bunkakemashou!
Translation-
"where's your little sister?"
"sleeping'
"bunkake time?"
"Yeah, dumbass, let's bunkake!"
by Gizwidget January 26, 2007
A magical place where things happen in quite the opposite from the good ol' USA, and where men in furry hats follow you but disappear when you look back.
In America, you can always find a party, but in Soviet Russia, the Party finds you!
In Soviet Russia, cold catches you!
In Soviet Russia, cold catches you!
by Gizwidget November 13, 2007
The form that bubs takes on when he accidentally flushed himself down the toilet while shaving. He grew 100 ft high and shouted "Don't Eat My Chicken Wings!!!"
King Bubsgonzola! KingKing Bubsgonzola! Supreme!!!
by Gizwidget March 19, 2007
by Gizwidget January 26, 2007
An awesome game that is fun to play and easy to learn.
Also the one game you won't pwn your girlfriend at.
Also the one game you won't pwn your girlfriend at.
No matter how much you want your girlfriend to share your interests, don't show her world of warcraft. In a week she'll be lvl 70 and you'll be the one telling her to get off!
by Gizwidget March 26, 2007