Condom

A plastic rubbery thing that you can put over ones head to suffocate them.

Take the stupid condom off his head, he will suffocate.

by Trademark98 July 31, 2012

Condom

Protection device used for intercourse

Carter wished he used a condom when he fucked Mandy and now has to have her get an abortion or his mom will kill him. Literally

by KMONEY9674 September 3, 2023

Condom

A piece of latex that is put on man's penis to prevent a child and women who will steal your money for 18 years.

*people on mary*

woman: "he is yo child1 I am 5000% sure!
man: "he ain't mine, I was wearing a condom!"
woman: "you owe me some child support you deadbeat!"
mary: "in the case of the little baby, sir, you are not the father."
woman: *runs of stage crying*

by urbandictionarydefz April 14, 2011

Condom

A condom is a very special piece of plastic wrap that keeps a women from getting that white stuff.

I would prefer he rather not use a condom just so we can have very kinky sex.

by Suck a very large dick February 5, 2018

Condom

A creation that was first made out of animal bladders to rubber latex.
It was made for bitches who only wants pleasure and commit adultery instead of bringing a beautiful creature into this world

A: Hey dude,,, My wife says she wants to have sex
B: Dude that's great. that means you're not gonna die a virgin and have a child!

A: Yeah but.. She said she wants a condom
B: Well,, You wont have to take care of a child though, right?
A: I always wanted a child for fucks sake, I'm not those retarded men in porn videos
B: but they don't use condo-
A: BUT SHE WANTS A CONDOM, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

by YourGranmaIsPolysexual January 11, 2022

Condom

A type of object that is used to prevent from people having little kids running around

I wished I used a condom
I wish I had a condom 5 years ago

by Chuck Vanderchuck May 17, 2016

Condom

A tampon for men.

Use protection. Use a condom

by Apachi IV June 21, 2016