Clammed

To be excluded from your group because of being a dick, and or no longer liked.

Clam liked playing with everyone, til he got clammed.
Average is severely close to being clammed.

by Prezolution April 4, 2019

Clabbered Colt

A drink made with horse semen.

On a dare they sat in the bar doing shots of Clabbered Colt.

by EagarGM August 1, 2011

Slammered

Your so drunk your past being hammered. Also refers to being point in your drunkeness when you are most likely to get into shenanigans you won't remember in the mourning.

Catty was so slammered last night that she thought it would be funny to break into her ex-boyfriends house.

by I_just_said_what? April 21, 2010

Clammed

To be unceremoniously stood up by a slore (half slut, half whore) with very little forewarning or notice. Usually in reference to downtown playdates or outings at local sushi restaurants. Not to be confined, however, "clamming" can also refer to any number of shunnings or snubbings. These may include lost invitations to lasagna dinners, trips to SxSw without you, or playing hard to get for one lousy date for over 10 years when you've known a breezy since they've barely had a shoulder length "bob" cut!

In conclusion, "clammed" "clamming" or being "clammed up" is any time some beezy tries to play you out like Snooki's Jersey Shore re-run... NAWWW!!!!

Guy 1: How'd the date go?
Guy 2: Not so good... I got clammed.
Guy 1: Damn! Really? What happened?
Guy 2: Well after two hours of waiting the waitress told me they needed my table for paying customers. She complimented my flowers though.

Guy 1: Heard you're taking a RV roadtrip to the wedding!? That's dope!
Guy 2: Yeah, but I'm getting clammed up..
Guy 1: What do you mean? I thought you were rolling with three hot girls??
Guy 2: Yeah, but they're all bringing dates and using me for their DD.
Guy 1: Damn bro.. this just ain't your year.

by Head Gooey Duck In Charge February 4, 2010

Clammerhead

someone you could consider a goofball or knucklehead.

clammerheads like to smoke pot and giggle, often.

Mike: Pray tell.
Mike: I don't know why i said that; I just wanted to use that phrase - that's what you should've replied with when I said there were jokes to be made.
Trisa: You're such a clammerhead.

by coned_miro May 8, 2011

Gas Chambered

leaving a stinky bathroom and not telling the person behind you left a giant stinky dump

"ah shit dude, the guy in front of me gas chambered me"

by ahh123 April 11, 2013

lammered

Originally derived from the two words: "leathered" and "hammered".

Severe intoxication or getting drunk; a very messy state of mind to be in.

That guy is absolutely lammered

by Homer September 1, 2003