casendra

the most talented and pretty girl you'll ever meet. If you're lucky enough to have someone named Casendra in your life, you are the luckiest person ever. Casendra has the longest, prettiest eyelashes you've ever seen and the most beautiful freckles. She complains about how ugly she is but we all know she's the hottest girl to walk this earth. Casendra has a bigger family and they drive her insane lol. But she loves them. And she loves her friends just like their family too. Casendra is always open to talk, she is one of the best listeners out there. She also gives very wise advice. If you're in a fight with Casendra, you should probably back down because she's almost always right.
Here's some other things Casendra is good at:
-acting
-being sassy
-singing
-art
-math (she hates it, and she doesn't think she's good, but she is.)
etc. etc.

Bethany: "Hiiiii casendra."
Casendra: "Hiiii bethany."
lol idk

by bEaN5 July 7, 2022

Clear my Calendar

The process of pooping prior to a business meeting or other event that may keep you from using the bathroom. Pooping prior to the event, as such to avoid abrupt exits during the meeting.

Excuse me, I just need to clear my Calendar before our 3:00pm meeting.

by SS Cruiser August 15, 2022

Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event

Politically Correct gone mad. Towards the end of the Julian Calendar cycle, the company you work for may invite you to an event formerly known as a Christmas Party.

Company email: You are hereby invited to the Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event. Please respond by Thursday if you wish to attend. There will be ham.
Employee response: No dice baby, I'm celebrating Christmas that day.

by NaughtyJim December 7, 2010

Corona Calendar

A calendar that feels like a 30-hour day, a 10-day week, or a 40-day month—when an awful lot of unappreciative employees who are “privileged” to work from home complain that every day is like a 19-hour workday hell.

The 2020 calendar would likely be remembered as the “corona calendar” for almost 8 billion people, who were home-jailed for weeks, when the world tried to contain the pandemic crisis.

by Covido December 31, 2020

Calendar Year

A financial year starting on January 1 and ending on December 31. Called a calendar year for obvious reasons.

Person 1: Did you hear about the budget for calendar year 2016?
Person 2: No! That shit is boring as fuck.

by nilethe146 May 25, 2015

calendar stalking

The act of using Outlook or other calendar programs to determine if someone is in the office, busy, or just ignoring you. Typically through creating a draft meeting and adding their names.

I hadn't heard back from Jim today, so I engaged in a little calendar stalking to see if he was busy or just ignoring me.

by lismo September 24, 2009

Calandra

She is always happy and has the ability to make anyone smile. She is fun,caring,smart and beautiful but she is extremely hard to find. Her name and personality is what makes her unique so if you find a calandra keep her! As calandra is very friendly her wrath is as cold as ice. Calandra is the best partner you could find with her special ability to make you laugh and keep you happy. Once you get to know calandra you will fall head of heels in love with her.

Person 1: im feeling sad and lonely
Person 2 : you definately need a Calandra

by Unicorns unite July 3, 2018