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Bitchasitis

(pronounced bitch-us-itis)

A disease to which any human of the female gender may fall victim; an inflamed bitch in the vernacular.

Symptoms are akin to those displayed by the common bitch, only aggravated. Causes vary and can be unfathomable.

The victim of bitchasitis will inevitably cause atrocious pain to those in her surroundings and should thus be promptly removed as the ailment can usually not be alleviated - though some may delude themselves in thinking it can.
This procedure is known as bitchatectomy. It is fairly simple once one has made up their mind to proceed with it. Verbal action should suffice and the use of implements, surgical or others, is not advised.

There exist both acute and chronic forms of bitchasitis.
One should be particularly wary of bitchasitis present in a dormant state, as dealing with a hitherto seemingly healthy specimen whose ailment suddenly breaks out of its dormant state can be a harrowing task.
Mark: -Debbie just hang up on me again after ranting nonstop for fifteen minutes about how I should have called earlier.

John: -Hmm, I'm afraid the signs point to a clear case of bitchasitis.

Mark: -If that's the case I'd better face it, at least I know what to do.

John: - Yup, looks like a bitchatectomy is your only salvation.
by Uncle Karb September 14, 2010
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Bitchidus

Used to describe a person that bitch runs in the family and that is now encoded into their gene's.
That motherfucker Jack is always complaining they need to find a cure for the Bitchidus he has so he doesn't get shot like his dad did.
by tps32 March 10, 2008
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Bitchinitis

A disease in which someone acts like a bitch for an extended amount of time. This disease is contagious.
I diagnosed my girlfriend with "Bitchinitis" this weekend.
by Kirkland Water December 12, 2010
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bitchilibrium

When two people, stereotypically women, are so bitchy to each other that they create a sort of balance, and actually manage to have a functioning pseudo-friendship.
*Sarah and Jane are having a coffee together. Cindy walks by and says hello*

Cindy: Hey loser, how's life being the tubbiest girl in town?
Sarah: Better than having the ugliest face in town.
Cindy: Coming to Steve's party tonight, or weren't you invited?
Sarah: Actually it's Tom's party, if he'd invited you himself, you would have known!
Cindy: Oh wonderful! See you tonight girls!

*later*

Jane: I don't know how you can stand her. She's such a bitch to you.
Sarah: Yeah, but it's weird... I just dish it right back, and we seem to have sort of reached a bitchilibrium.
by hooshpartitions April 17, 2009
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bitchinize

to make someone one's bitch, in situation where a person is put in a submissive way while being patronized.
QP Ma bitchinized Emile in order to obtain important information that might help him to score but didn't.
by thechowchow March 13, 2020
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Bitchilism

Saying something when you connect with a punch.

Bitch is the root word. Bitchilism is the after noun. After the first bitch is yelled, the following names are considered the bitchilism.

stolen from Jamie Foxx: I Might Need Security
by Tgo July 26, 2004
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Bitchimus Prime

- noun
1.
the head or leader of an organized body of bitches

2.
the head or ruler of a tribe or clan of bitches

3.
Informal. boss or leader of bitches
(1)
Guy 1: See that girl in the middle of the group. She's Fine!
Guy 2: Oh-No. Don't go there. She's Bitchimus Prime

(2)
We'll have to talk to Bitchimus Prime about this.
by Grenadier92 April 15, 2011
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