bitchitize 

TO make someone your bitch or slave for life

I bitchitized that bitch just for the fun of it.

bitchitize by Sir turts alot May 22, 2006

bitchitize 

To make someone your slave for life.

I bitchitized that negro for the fun of it.

bitchitize by Sir turts alot July 30, 2008

de-bitchitize 

The act of correcting a bitchy statement. To convert a catty statement into a respectable, lovable statement.

James: When you coming home babe? Call me before you leave, okay. :)

Heather: Ummm WHY? Like I need your permission or something? I don't get it??

James: Could you please de-bitchitize that?

de-bitchitize by tallkooldrink March 14, 2010

Bitchitis 

An illness as defined by constant and incessant complaining, chronic fatigue, poor work ethic, inability to feel happiness, and refusal to engage in social interactions with peers.

Oh man, Max has really infected this whole fellowship with a bad case of bitchitis.

Bitchitis by PoeBoyJark June 6, 2019

dumb bitchitis 

The symptoms of dumb bitchitis are , when you reply within a second, and he replys in 5 hours, believing he has no hoes, dropping all of your hoes for one guy, and waiting for the "____ is typing..." notification to pop up. If you are showing any of these symptoms please go talk to a doctor immediately.

"I got dumb bitchitis
I might even be a side chick
You take 5 hours, I reply quick
Cuz I got dumb bitchitis" - yung cxreal, baby frankie

dumb bitchitis by cecilia isn’t real!! June 17, 2020

Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude 

A proven theory that implies the fact that all women enjoy the attention that her "lover" gives her, but pretends to not notice in order for said lover to give even more attention to her. Upon this, the "lover" begins to lose interest in her, thinking that she really doesn't care for him, and starts to ignore her. Finally, the woman becomes upset from the lack of attention and desperately seek their lovers attention by any means necisarry.

After said woman becomes desperate, she finally decides to acknowlege her lovers attention and then this cycle starts to repeat itself. The Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude is a proven theory of everyday life.

Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude by Xero _ Manifest January 14, 2011

Bitchitake-Fu

A fighting style invented by the oldest Mexican in Alberta. It involves flailing one arm around to block attacks, while delivering brutal shin-kicks.

Guy 1: Let's fight!

Guy 2: Bitchitake-Fu!

Guy 1: Ouch! My shins!

Bitchitake-Fu by Sir Farr August 28, 2010