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90'S Toaster Strudel 

The act of ejaculating into a VCR, inserting a VHS tape, and watching a full length feature film. Can only be done if the person who ejects the tape is unawares. Watching an entire film allows for the tape, and subsequently the ejaculate, to heat up. After the film ends the unsuspecting victim ejects the tape to reveal luke-warm frothy ejaculate on top of the tape and man-goo stretching from the VCR to the back of the tape as they pull it out. The goal however, is to have the victim pull out the tape to reveal a beautiful zig-zag jizz pattern on top of it. But much like with real toaster strudels the victim just gets the jizz all over their hands. No matter how hard you try to make it look like the commercials you always fuck it up. Common practice among Boomers.
Mark: Hey Kar...Karen! Let's watch Jurassic Park tonight.
Karen: Okay sweetie!
FILM ENDS
Mark: Hey Kar can you eject the tape my c6 and c7 are giving me trouble again tonight.
Karen: Sure honey.
Karen ejects the tape and gasps. The tape and her hands are now covered in Mark's jizz.
Karen: Oh Mark! Did you just 90's Toaster Strudel me! Oh not again sweety!
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90's tuxedo 

A matching ensemble of corduroy pants and corduroy shirt or jacket. Very closely related to the pacific NW and the grunge scene
Trent totally wore a 90's tuxedo in his 7th grade school photos
90's tuxedo by chclark November 14, 2011

90's kids 

Sexy in a cool way. Only applies to those born from 1990 to 1999.
We're sexy; we're 90's kids.
90's kids by That dude from Hogan January 20, 2009

90's Kid 

Someone born in the 90s that claims to remember 90s culture, ignoring that a teenager is still a kid, as kid means young. They believe their teen years in 2000s-2010s, have been ruined by Simon Cowell karaoke,film remakes,reality and money grabbing tv. So they look to the 90s as their favorite decade.They get 90s history from the net,older brothers or sisters hand-me-downs,and the spill of late 90s media into the 2000s.They refuse to compare a teenage schoolkid of the 90s to a teenage 00s kid, as they are also often also a teenager.They ignore the first half of the 90s,claiming it didn't feel like the 90s-as they were too young to remember or not born.So they only see similarities with the 90s and early 2000s.

A '90s kid' has grown into a fad for the under 25s today (not much older than 16), to desperately want to be part of this group. They hold on to the idea that 'kid' can only mean pre-teen. The reality is that a 'kid of a decade' was created by adults,and has always been about people in their most influential time of growing up, from youth into adulthood. This time as a kid is your adolescence. Old enough to take in what the decade offers but young enough to be heavily influenced.
70's kids went to 70's discos, wore 70's clothing, went to 70's concerts, knew the celebrities and news of the time,still young, but they were not born in the 70's and limited to pre-teen culture (eg childrens clothes, toys and cartoons). Likewise with 80s and 90s kids.
John:- 'yeah I'm a 90's kid. I miss the music, when indie bands were great, such asOasis and Blur'
Dave:- 'Nice one. what gigs do u remember the most? I used to go to so many,esp 1994-96'
John:- 'I was in primary school at the time, but my brother told me all about them. Ive got the albums'
Dave:- 'ah ok... cool :) '
90's Kid by xunonem August 7, 2015

90's kid 

Someone born in 90's who can make anyone born in 2000's or 2010's to cry on Urban dictionary and give thier b*tthurt version of the definition of " born in 90's "
Mike: Yo, I was born in 90's and witnessed the change in technology... fb and sh*t was created in our time ...you know..from Nokia to Apple ... Y'all are just using til tok all day...

Goo: you are a 90's kid huh....all about transition...20th to 21st...
90's kid by SlayerOfPisslam January 2, 2020

90's kids 

1) "Kids" born from 1990 to 1999

2) sexy in a cool way.
Lovely is a 90's kids so she's sexy. Apparently so am I.
90's kids by kool9521 February 20, 2009

90's babies 

To be BORN in the LATE 90's (98/99) but grow up in the early 2000's.
"People who reprimand kids born in 1998-1999 for saying they're "90's babies" need to take their "late 80's-early 90's" flags they've been waving at us and kindly shove it up their booties.."
90's babies by NAVY August 13, 2016