your kids 

When someone is too old to be insulted by "yo mama", simply give them "yo kids". This sends people into a towering rage, especially, if you happen to be sleeping with thier daughter.

Girlfriend's dad: I'm gonna ream yo ass!

Gumba: Your daughter! Last Tuesday when she was supposed to be shopping!

GFD: AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH! DIIIEE!

your kids by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Lancaster Kids 

A southeast central ohio TOWN (which is is mistaken for a metropoplis by many residents) where the kids are fat, lazy, and grandfathered into the welfare system. They wear their hat sideways like a thug, but they aint shit. They even been seen writing gansta shit on the street with little kids chalk.

The mother fuckers that walk across the street in front of a car and stare at you like you the the one doing something wrong. They need ran over. Disrespectful lancaster kids.

Lancaster Kids by dingle dick October 1, 2007

Kidding 

It's the act of stealing, drinking, plundering, killing and raping in the English town called Kidderminster.

Judge asking from a thug: What were you doing last week?

Thug: Nothing much, I was just kidding in Kidderminster.

Judge: Oh, that's nice. You're free to go!

Kidding by AdmiraLR October 19, 2011

kiddy diddler 

A male or female use touches another male or female under the legal age.

He fingered her? But he's grade 11 and shes only grade 6. Hes such a kiddy diddler, lets kick his ass.

kiddy diddler by Cody October 19, 2002

GET OFF MY LAWN YOU FUCKING KIDS!!! 

Used by old men, or women; who have no respect for kids, or teens, playing outdoor games. This is a phrase generally uttered within seconds of someone touching the lawn. Its almost as if the person sits and waits, like a robot, waiting for someone to go on thier lawn. People uttering this line normally have shotguns, and will fire randomly if provoked.

Kid: This is a fun game of Manhunt *Steps on Lawn.

Old Man Jenkins: GET OFF MY LAWN YOU FUCKING KIDS!!!

GET OFF MY LAWN YOU FUCKING KIDS!!! by SuperOmegaMan January 6, 2009

Jason Kidd 

Jason Kidd looks white but he is actually half black, half white. His father is black and his mother is white. He used to play for the Phoenix Suns, now he plays for the New Jersey Nets.

I don't even like sports.

Jason Kidd by jpj March 25, 2004

Kidwell 

Whenever someone spills their beverage on the floor they refer to it as a Kidwell.

Oh look Sammy pulled a Kidwell and spilled his chocolate milk all over the carpet.

Kidwell by pure awesomeness times 3 August 1, 2009