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Jason Kidd 

a. The greatest Point Guard of all-time.
b. An especially attractive vagina.
a. Wow, did you see Kobe (see: rapist ) get sizzerved by Jason Kidd?
b. Damn girl, that's a nice Jason Kidd you got there.
Jason Kidd by Jason Kidd July 4, 2004
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Jason Kidd 

Jason Kidd looks white but he is actually half black, half white. His father is black and his mother is white. He used to play for the Phoenix Suns, now he plays for the New Jersey Nets.
I don't even like sports.
Jason Kidd by jpj March 25, 2004

Jason Kidd 

Wife Beater.
All Star Point Guard (arguably the best in the league) on New Jersey Nets (soon to be Brooklyn).
NewsFlash: "Kidd beats wife in parking lot- gets arrested after basketball game"
Jason Kidd by Jenni April 5, 2004

Jason Kidd 

Did you see Sharon last night? Her eye is totally busted up, she must have gotten Jason Kidd'ed pretty badly.
Jason Kidd by Kiddfan August 3, 2009

Jason Kidd 

God, or Jesus Christ on the court. Beat his wife 'cause he was swinging his arms. He told her, "If I hit you, it's not my fault!" The blood wasn't even real.
Swear against him and J Kidd will damn you to hell and shit on your grave!
Jason Kidd by John Don May 2, 2005

Jason Kidding 

Intentionally bringing up a bad joke or spilling a drink in order to divert the conversation or to "save time", typically done in a group setting.
As I was growing tired of her lengthy conversation, I realized it was time for a little jason kidding. So I "accidentally" spilled my water, just like that bitch ass Jason Kidd.
Jason Kidding by LakersFoLife November 28, 2013
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