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dick wiggler 

A female who acts as if she wants to have sexual relations with you but really intends on never giving you anything of that nature. She just likes the attention and likes fucking with guys heads by using her flirtatious abilities.
-It's been 2 months that I've been texting christy everyday and I still can't get any play.

-Did she say she's dtf bro?

-She never gives me straight answers she just laughs and sends me kissy emojis

-Sounds like you got a real Dick wiggler on your hands.
dick wiggler by Carcini April 9, 2017
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penis, vagina, or sex; depends on usage.
I touched my wiggle. I wanna wiggle.
wiggle by Jen August 17, 2003
Wiggley is a small worm thingy that comes in many colours. Contrary to popular belief he is not a worm. He is infact, a piece of see-through string with fur and eyes.

Because the string is see-through, it looks like Wiggley is flying! :O

Wiggleys have been available for years, but are now sold by that bloody annoying company JML that sells crap like 2-sided ironing boards and bras for people with saggy breasts. Bastards.
1. "Look! It's a wiggley!"

2. "My wiggley is more fly-y than yours!"

3. "Ali has a flaccid wiggley"
wiggley by Kirky February 27, 2005
the spoken word while using a hand gesture

the wiggling of the fingers onto another persons wiggling fingers.

usually used as a greeting or a goodbye.
"hey man I'll catch you later...wiggles!"
wiggles by Ben Croucher July 16, 2008
it can mean anything

it's been used to refer to sex. but you can really use it to mean anything.
yeah I saw her last night/did you get your wiggle on?
wiggle by word January 15, 2000
ie, Penis wiggle.

Shaking your todger
wiggle by Peter Stringfellow June 20, 2003

wiggleize 

wiggleize (wig el ized) ADJECTIVE. To make a person, place or thing wiggle, jiggle and shake.
I'm gonna wiggleize you until you piss yourself laughing.
wiggleize by Maxhole June 25, 2009