Weiner

noun

1.)The term used for someone who sends photos of one's penis on Twitter.

2.)A member of government that partakes in cyber sex.

3.) Last name of Anthony Weiner who sent photos of his sex to women over Twitter.

He sent me a photo of his junk on Twitter, he is such a weiner.

by SolidKGB July 11, 2011

whatever cooks your weiner

synonymous to, "whatever floats your boat"

is said sometimes after the saying,"whatever floats your boat" in order to spin the other person in a weird direction...

I dont know about you but that bitch is ugly as shit but if you wanna go after that then be my guest...whatever cooks your weiner.

by doubletime69 June 1, 2010

Wienerschnitzel

Place I used to work. The pay is great and I got to have free lunch/dinner (I was supposed to pay though).

Melanie: Hey B-Dogg, where do you work?
BDogg: I work at Wienerschnitzel
Melanie: ooh, What are you doing tonight?

by BDogg4Twizzle June 4, 2009

Weiner

A word with many uses. It is really funny to say, and can even make small children laugh.

Evan loves weiner in and around his mouth.

by catlady4evs February 18, 2009

Weiner

What little kids who are afraid to say Penis call a penis.

"Oh my gosh Timmy was playing with us and his pants fell off and he has the biggest weiner I ever saw! Except for my dad's."

by Cortana Dragoon July 25, 2008

weiner

to go up to something/someone and put your weiner on them/it and yell weiner

I'm gunna weiner you if u dont shut up.

by dushon mandick June 5, 2008

max weiner

a jack ass who thinks he is the shit

NEWS FLASH MAX...you are not

no matter how much money you pay, you will never EVER get head; and yes you WILL die a virgin

no one likes you; get over yourself and leave the touching of your dick to yourself...PLEASE

a jackass with no life and with a tiiiinyy ass dick

by 4YOURinfo April 1, 2005