water wheel 

The act of ejaculating inside your partner's vagina/anus, then having them squat over your face, allowing your semen to dribble into your mouth, finally you spit your semen into your partner's mouth, completing the circle. Coined the water wheel because of the circular nature of the semen's voyage.

Thought by many to be Terry Schiavo's final sexual act.

Unable to convince his wife to eat real food, Mr. Schiavo resorted to supplying his wife with protein supplements via the water wheel.

water wheel by le mustache! November 6, 2006

Water Head 

A person with mental health problems, ie downs syndrome, or retard for the lay person.

Hey why do all the water heads work at McDonalds; Someone stop this water head from humping my leg; that effing water head just pooped his pants.

Water Head by The Ceeg October 26, 2006

Water Polo

NOT VOLLEYBALL. Most amazing sport EVER.
Nothing else to say.

The most amazing sport ever?
Football. No way.
Swim. BORING.
WATER POLO. THERE U GO.

Water Polo by Pololuvr December 15, 2010

Water Dogged

To be high, drunk, or wasted. Especially in the Maine wilderness. Especially while on a Water Dogging Trip.

Alternate Definition: To be the victim of a pedophiliac act. Especially in the Maine wilderness. Especially while on a Water Dogging Trip.

The last night of Post-Camp Carl was so Water Dogged he fucked a tub of peanut butter.

Water Dogged by Jon McKecknie August 25, 2009

water pancake 

A stingray

Over a year ago, I threatened you out of anger over the death of a lost one. A death that you were not responsible for.

Today, I’ve returned to make things right. To end the cycle of violence. It’s what Steve would have wanted. I’m sorry and I love you Water Pancake.

water pancake by mynamajef May 3, 2018

water chicken 

What mexicans call a "penguin"

Yo homes, check out that water chicken, it's like cold and everything.

water chicken by drewsccook October 25, 2007

water fountain 

Noun

A Person who goes around satisfying the sexual thirst of other people.
Usually a man or a woman that will go home with anyone. Akin to "going to a water fountain"

Brad: Did you see Billy last night? The thirst was real.

James: Yeah, and he went home with Sandy. I heard that she did the same with Jack yesterday. she's a real water fountain

water fountain by Shelooked18 November 22, 2013