back-splatter

when someone pulls out after anal sex
and splatters semen on your backside.

He just gave me the most covered back-splatter ever!

by Brandon S. April 15, 2006

Slatt

Well shiid I'm pretty sure it means "Showing.Love.All.The.Time"

Slatt, Bkacc in 8th grade Ian hkave a thkaaang bkabky

by jamessmhc November 2, 2018

splat

when a fat person falls you will here a splat.

bernard(fat man) fell of the roof and made a splat sound

by 5-STAR www.thestickerguru.tk October 1, 2003

splitter-splatter

Noun.

When one cums or pukes, or the combination of the two. Possibly at the same time.

Guy : That sex was so good I splitter-splattered!

by Matt Axley April 28, 2008

the green apple splatters

your shit turns green,breaks and slams down the toilet while you bleed out and scream in pain. death follows. usual symptoms are cramps, vegan foods and listening to pink floyd non stop. it killed even the aztecs who despised green. in some cases the forces of hell will force their way out leading to you not being able to die but also feeling unending butt pain.

joe: i can't hold it!

(2 hours later)

JOE! ( green shit fills the toilet while joe clings to life)

"i had the green apple splatters, my body is broken, OH GOD NO!!

(craps out skeleton) why can't i die? no dear god (gets dragged to hell)

honey i need to pee

go ahead

(scream)

not again!

by I h8 nes May 1, 2014

Splatman

A super hero derived when Batman and Spider man fought in an epic battle and ended up becoming one person. One mega hero.
By day he is known as Alex. But at night he becomes...SPLATMAN!

Splatman saved the world, yet again!

by captain_howdy666 September 28, 2007

green apple splatter

to be very ill, and take a green , diarea shit, and wipe it on a stick and serve it for lunch, along with a topping of several quiffs

Im going to pull a big green apple splatter on your mother.

by Jordan June 11, 2006