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Splattegory

When a large amount of diarrhea explodes out of the anus and into the toilet, causing the entire interior of the bowl to look like it's been airbrushed the color of the expelled feces.
Paul quietly went into the restroom late at night so that nobody would hear the Splattegory he was going to make, but to his dismay, Ivet was awake and heard him. She banged on the bathroom door and told him there was no way she was going to clean up after the Squat Patty he dropped!
by Aeryck June 14, 2006
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Splattegory

When a large amount of diarrhea explodes out of the anus and into the toilet, causing the entire interior of the bowl to look like it's been airbrushed the color of the expelled feces.
Paul quietly went into the restroom late at night so that nobody would hear the Splattegory he was going to make, but to his dismay, Ivet was awake and heard him. She banged on the bathroom door and told him there was no way she was going to clean up after the Squat Patty he dropped!
by Aeryck June 14, 2006
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splattery hots

Earth shaking, mind-bended, knee quaking diarrhea with a burning sensation. Similar to molten lava pouring from your anus.
After he had spent the night eating jalapeños with hot sauce and binge drinking, Steve woke up with the splattery hots and thought he was going to die.
by Digitaldevil November 3, 2006
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Splattergories

A scatalogical party game in which two or more people take turns consuming laxative laced foods and deficating onto a blank white canvas. The idea is that each player consumes their food in private and the others do not know what they had eaten. Then, after the player "splatters" on the canvas, the other players must collectivly decide what the person had eaten.
Person 1: You guys ready for splattergories tonight!
Person 2: Absolutly! I'll bring the laxies!
Person 3: I've been stocking up on canvases for this very event!
by airpodshotty April 24, 2023
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Splattery

To overly compliment someone else's fecal output.
Man, I know I'm the king of dumps but I wish you'd stop the splattery.
by Chunkmastarr January 9, 2026
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