iphoneitis

The Sharp pain you get from your index finger to you thumb, from holding and or useing your iphone or ipod to long.

Oh my gosh I've been on Facebook on my iphone for ever, I feel like I'm getting iphoneitis in my right hand

by BlondePinkandFabulous April 21, 2010

iphoneticorrection

When the iPhone automatically changes your text words.

The iphone text messaging has an internal speller that phonetically changes words as you type them.

When texting GF I had I typed lard and but for reasons why I did not want to eat at Cracker Barrel with her and thanks to iPhoneticorrection, GF thinks I told her she has a large butt. If only Cracker Barrel had fruit I would not be in iPhoneticorrection Trouble.

I ducked my ex GF yesterday at lunch and now she thinks that I *ucked my GF yesterday at lunch.

I so mouch in terrible. lol Much in trouble.

by Silver Tongue Mountain Man April 14, 2010

iphoneisdabombaholic

this refers to people that do not shut off the auto response that reads "Sent from my iPhone" every time they send an email through their phone.

an iphoneisdabombaholic is someone that writes an email that looks like this....

Yo, Cam is da Bomb !!

~Sent from my iPhone

by sinjin313 July 22, 2010

iphoneaholic

Being addicted to one's iPhone to the point of discomfort. Like lack of food, drink and or sleep.

Being an iphoneaholic; he rarely did very much without his phone.

by Sam tevel March 5, 2014

Iphonestipation

Unable to defecate unless looking at or using an iPhone.

I couldn't open my bowels because I lost my phone, I have Iphonestipation.

by DrDTPres November 28, 2014

iPhoneitis

After looking at your iPhone for an extended period of time you become near sighted.

I can't read the words on the tv, I have been playing candy crush for three hours on my iPhone, I have iPhoneitis.

by DonnyKidd June 28, 2014

iPhonesex

Using Apple's iPhone 4 video chat capabilities to engage in erotic interplay with a person of the opposite sex, essentially "phone sex" - but now with a relatively high definition visual aid. Using the "Face Time video calling" feature for sexual purposes, a mobile "Skype" - so to speak. Seeing that ass in motion as opposed to the traditional "phone sex" phenomena.

"Bro, sexting is obsolete... half of America has the all new iPhone 4. Vanessa is up in New York for the summer, she teased me with a couple pics yesterday, but i just had that ______ in motion..."
"Nice, you had iPhonesex!"
"Yea bro, it was hot... she's gained a lil since we've last met, but don't tell her I said that."
"Damn, I gotta get my hands on the iPhone 4."

iPhonesex is great when you're on-the-go

by E. BreeZyyyy & B-Mac July 8, 2010