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TIMBS

Titties In My Ballsack.

A shortened swear for situations that warrant that level of implausible imagery.
Me: *steps on a lego while barefoot* SWEET LORD OF TIMBS, THAT HURT!
by kell_drogo January 1, 2014
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justin timberlake

a Freakin idiot. His balls have not quite dropped yet, this can be noted from his justified album which isnt any better than a charlotte church christmas CD- her voice sounds like a bloke's compared to justin's. This man, er should i say, munchkin, thinks he is hot stuff with his hats (yes, he accessories, how queer eye) and baggy homie trackies, but his real intention of these so called trademarked items are to conceal the fact that he has no balls (hence the loose pants, while the hat covers up the dick he has on his forehead. What Justin really should do is go back to his boyband N*SYNC where his airy fairy playmates can give him the homosexual love he craves; he just wasnt meant to be a solo artist.
"hey fred, that boy band hanson have just come back with their new song, man, even this beats justin timberlake!"

"oh my god eddy with that unbroken voice of yours and that homie outfit you could pass for a justin timberlake! please ditch your style before we all ditch you."
by puffskanx December 25, 2004
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timberjack

Man, we got out ass kicked my the timberjacks on Friday night.
by ryanocar May 13, 2008
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tibetan dumpling

A Tibetan Dumpling is a shit in a bag. Nothing more, nothing less.
I don't like Eric, so I gave him a Tibetan Dumpling.
by djfreshtoast September 20, 2017
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Timbaland

Thief.

A filthy rich overweight man who sports Craig Davidesque facial hair and is known to many blind pop music consumers (who can name only one music producer) as "greatest producer eva"
"fukin legend aye"
"God"

Despite having followers who could probably start their own religion if they could, he is a criminal.



From the latin root Timberland:

A brand of footwear designed with those who just don't care anymore in mind.
Tommy: "Hey check out that eyesore footwear store over there"

Jerry: "I've got an idea, i'm gonna be a timbaland and get me some boots"
by []] March 6, 2009
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Tiberius

The sexiest of all video game players. He is a master of Halo. Bow down to him when you meet him on the streets. He is the highest for of 1337 imaginable.

Member of the TMBJ Clan.
Damn you Tiberius! Someone go kill that SOB.
by Tiberius October 23, 2003
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timbit

Variation of the word tidbit. An interesting factoid or piece of information about someone or something.
Girl: I hate mayonaisse.
Guy: Thats an interesting timbit.

---- OR

Guy: Here is a timbit for you: elephants can't jump.
by Sunshyne7 January 22, 2010
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