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when you cum in someone’s mouth and then they glaze your balls with it
your grandmother gave me the timbit last night
Timbit by Jometheus December 21, 2021
When a man squats above a woman and takes a crap on her but it comes out like pellets of deer shit.
Man 1: How was last night with Becky?
Man 2: I dropped a load of TimBits on her chest?
Man 1: Nice
TimBit by JonasBrothersSuckCock April 29, 2009
Variation of the word tidbit. An interesting factoid or piece of information about someone or something.
Girl: I hate mayonaisse.
Guy: Thats an interesting timbit.

---- OR

Guy: Here is a timbit for you: elephants can't jump.
timbit by Sunshyne7 January 22, 2010
Someone who is not very smart, but is attractive. Dopey but cute. Usually bubbly and happy in personality.
I like her, she’s a bit of a timbit.
Timbit by Poopfartg May 11, 2020
Slur for asexual people
You stupid timbit!
Timbit by kirarararraa October 7, 2025

Timbit Tax 

Buying a Timbit so you can stay in a Tim Horton's to warm up, during Canada's cold season. Done so out of courtesy, or forced to by the staff.
Person 1:
I'm so cold from walking. Let's stop in this Tim Horton's to warm up for a bit

Person 2:
Shit do we have 18 cents for the Timbit Tax?
Timbit Tax by randomkyle December 22, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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