inverted hammer

When the female partner is in the missionary position on the end of the bed and the man perpendicular at the edge of the bed and before he penetrates her he does a hand stand and then enters and continues the penetration in the handstand. This maneuver is very difficult and should be done with caution. It is always smart to act out the activity before performing it so when it comes time to perform you know what your doing, and stretching never hurts!

WARNING: PERFORMING THIS ACT UNDER THE INFULENCE OF ALCOHOL OR DRUGS CAN LEAD TO ACCIDENTAL BACKDOOR ENTERANCE AND OR FALLING AND BREAKING SOMETHING.

" Hey babe wanna try something new!" guy " Ya sure what is it?" girl "Its called the Inverted Hammer, its suppose to be the sex position of the gods." guy " Ya sure!" girl

inverted hammer by bush jumping mexi January 15, 2009

nig-hammer 

A rock used in the same fashion as a hammer.

Tyrone did not have enough money for a toolbox, so he had to drive the nails in with a nig-hammer.

nig-hammer by robsilva5451 April 8, 2009

Armin Hammer 

It is basically your perfect human. He is the ultimate beast either at school, sports or in the bedroom. He is a human combined with the strength of a hammer mixed in with the greatness of AVB. It is a name or adjective.

Wow that amazing; almost like an Armin Hammer

Armin Hammer by English Dictionary Master November 27, 2012

lollipop hammer 

A lollipop hammer is a dick with a large mushroom head that when erect is used to bash someone in the face with, usually during oral intercourse.

"Tom whacked his lollipop hammer all over Amy's face, before she licked it to completion."

lollipop hammer by chaunpop January 2, 2014

Heel Hammer 

To kick one's self in the testicles with their heel, while sitting in a chair.

Heel Hammer - Scoot to the end of your chair and let the "boys" spill of the edge. Now raise either foot (or both) and give the giggle berries a good whack.

Heel Hammer by d3m0@IDMF May 11, 2009

Mushroom hammer 

When a female grabs the shaft of an erect penis, then using her other hand makes a fist and a hammer motion, smashing the head of the penis.

So jake pissed a girl off again last night, and during what he believed was his victory blowjob for winning the argument he was brought to the fetal position with a brutal mushroom hammer.

Mushroom hammer by Francis the fantastic May 20, 2014

poor-hammer 40k 

"Warhammer 40,00" or "40k" is a table top miniatures board game produced by the British company "Games-Workshop". it has a fanatical following and has been around since the late 80's. "poor-hammer 40k" refers to a two fold situation concerning the devotees of this game. First, "40k gamers" have been known to be so addicted to the game that they spend their rent on miniatures. Second, "Games-Workshop" has a policy of annually scheduled price hikes on all their products.

" John can't afford a house yet because he's poor-hammer 40k."

poor-hammer 40k by warrdogg November 12, 2015