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eating the red berries

Eating the red berries is showing somebody that it's safe to do something.

This phrase derived from how a monkey won't eat the red berries unless they see another monkey eat them.

When somebody is being forced to do something and don't want to do it, eating the red berries would be doing the thing for them then telling them it's safe to do.
Child: No! I don't want to eat asparagus!
Mother: You have to eat them! They are healthy!
Child: They look gross!
Mother: Father, help me out here!
Father: Fine, I guess I'll be eating the red berries.
(Father eats some asparagus)
Father: See? It's healthy. Not the tastiest thing on the planet, but it's tasty enough to eat.
(Child eats some asparagus)
Child: Oh hey, it's not that bad!
by mr_onomatopoeia September 19, 2022
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Loose Gray Beanie

The act of shifting in plastic wrap and freezing the turd. As the frozen the turd is reinserted into the partners rectum. cold temperature creates a gray frost around the anal opening making it look like a loose gray beanie. .
Ever try a loose gray beanie?
by FrostyTuba February 20, 2023
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morgan bernier

A complete bitch from Johnston, Rhode Island who looks like an ego pancake took to much adderall and snorted coke. Don’t mess with her though, because she might whip the stick out of her ass to hit someone with. Or maybe she’s looking for it deep inside because her head’s up there too. She looks like the Wendy’s logo gone WRONG. Eek.
We don’t need the death sentence, just lock them in a room with a ‘Morgan Bernier’. They won’t make it 10 minutes. Stupid fucking Wendy’s logo lookin’ ass.
by GayBitchWithCommonFuckingSense September 26, 2020
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dingle berries

A collection of toilet paper, lint, and shit located in the asshole and chode region.
TOmmy has a giant dingle berry located in the vacinity of his cornhole
by Daniel September 2, 2003
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berney

dance where people let their bodies go completely limp and make themselves look like zombies
Teach me how to berney, teach me teach me how to berney
by BAM12345678910111213141516 March 18, 2011
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Beenie Weenie

when your penis resembles that of a small bean
"Peter has a tiny beenie weenie".
by Adam November 5, 2004
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berries

In the 1920s this was commonly used:
that which is attractive or pleasing; similar to Bee's Knees
by AznCaliButt90210 December 7, 2006
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