Vladimyr

A common Russian name usually given to guys with huge dicks

I know Vladimyr he’s the guy with a huge dick!

by Baklava January 30, 2021

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Vladbicycle

Vladbicycle. Aka Vladsicle. Is a very rare form of vlad. 1/1 to be found on earth. Located somewhere in the northern half of the united states. But can be found almost anywhere at anytime. Characteristically described as being omnipresent. Cannot be looked at directly or massive feelings of envy may occur. Every atom and cell on earth is attracted to the vladsicle. Be cautious. Known to be one of if not THE greatest marvel on earth. The vladsicle can come into your life when you aren't looking and transform it with an abundance of kindness joy love and positivity and you will never be sad again. Vladsicle can show you everything there is to life and teach you to appreciate it. Vladsicle will show you your true potential for success without any speech or lecture, just by having faith and belief in your aspirations when others doubt you. There may be more vldsicle found in our universe. Maybe you will become a vladsicle with eons of evolutionary progression. But for now. Theres ONE. And i am happy to have met vladsicle.

*Vladbicycle walking down street*

*couple on the other side*
Karen: Oh my God! Jeffery look! (Points). What is that? Its amazing i can’t stop crying!

Jeffery: My God! It can’t be. My phone won’t let me take a picture. Its so bright and full of Joy. I think its a.......Vladsicle.

by Paulmarchulius of cithium March 29, 2021

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