Hit the squid

When someone has to clean up the mess of an animal. This includes vomit, urine, blood, shit, and any other bodily fluid or waste.

Warning: This term does not Include any mess that doesn't involve bodily fluid or waste!
The use of the word "squid" is referring to the disgusting nature of squids. These sick bastards produce a a inky mess, that is impossible to clean up, as a "self defense mechanism," but really, they're just assholes.

Correct usage: "I gotta go hit the squid. The dog crapped on the floor"

Incorrect usage: "Go hit the squid, the cat knocked over the vase"

by Skittlesdoggg December 25, 2018

Nibbles ain’t squid

the censored version of niggas ain’t shit

maaaan nibbles ain’t squid

by yellowtaxicloud November 19, 2019

squiddle

the act of squiddling (v.) can be seen in penguins as they slide down a hill.

for example, Pedro, the penguin, squiddled to and fro on the icy slope.

by brandonk16 May 4, 2009

squid

A spandex-covered recreational cyclist. Possibly a cross-over from motor-cyclists.
However, in cyclist terminology, this is a recreational cyclist generally wearing lots of spandex, lycra, or just all-around racing gear as well as a multi-thousand dollar bike. Most often middle-aged. Generally they are happy logging only a few hundred miles per year on said bike. They are generally OVERLY defensive cyclists and chastise younger cyclists who choose more aggressive traffic behaviors to remain safe such as retaining road space in order to not be pushed off the road by motorists.

Wow, this cycling event has so much spandex it's like a squid orgy!

by Jestercard May 26, 2006

Squid Eye

A custom move inspired by the movie "Waiting." Squid Eye is another form of penis manipulation where the user wraps his penis around one of his testicles thereby creating the illusion of a large eye. If the user gets someone else to look at the Squid Eye, he gets to forcefully kick the one who looked.

Squid Eye is most affective if prepared in advance, I.E. getting someone to walk in on it, or having them view in passing

by Master Squid December 22, 2010

squeeze the squid

1. something you should always do before cooking

2. something you should always do before cooking

1. Jack's squid was loaded, so he squeezed it before putting it into the oven.

2. See above

by Nick October 18, 2003

squidder

when exploring your sexual desires you somehow ejaculate in you partner's ear.

Dude1.. Man, that hotty you left with last night was smokin'.

Dude2.. Ya I even gave her the worst squidder ever

by x-plorer November 19, 2007