Texas Long Butt

When women wear tight jeans that press the fat in the bottom together and elongate up and down the butt.

Dang, that large girls pants are so tight she made some nice Texas Long Butt!

by DickCheneysDick September 2, 2017

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texas bear paw

When a man with overtly large hands performs a hand job on another man without his permission

Chuck was so horny, he grabbed Cory and gave him the Texas Bear Paw hoping for a little action

by BigjohnDezenuts October 24, 2017

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Texas tie dye

the various short term and permanent sweat stains one's clothing acquires after existing in Texas

It's so hot outside that just taking the trash out is enough to get my Texas tie dye on.

by a_damn_zoo July 27, 2018

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Texas Hickey

Spreading BBQ sauce on your significant other’s body and proceeding to suck it off.

I gave bertha a good ole’ texas hickey at the family BBQ

by Lil beben October 30, 2018

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Texas Butter Churn

Getting vigorously and deeply fisted by a partner with an arm lubricated up to the elbow. The rapid action churns out a frothy amalgam with the consistency of fresh butter.

Did you hear about Jorge? He went out on his break to smoke a fatty and wound up getting a Texas Butter Churn from that bum that sleeps behind the dumpster.

Rachel took a Texas Butter Churn last night like a champ. Her oring looked like a spread of Country Crock Butter.

by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018

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