Inches

When one is going for a run with comrads, one can use the term inches in place of minutes. The number of inches is proportional to the length of the run. 90 minutes would be about 9 inches, while 30 minutes would represent about 4 inches. The conversion factor may change depending on one's own opinions.

1. Dude, I ran a 15:20 5k yesterday, my legs are shot, lets only go for like 4 inches.

2. -Yo, you want to go for a moderately long run?
- yeah, definitely, lets go like 8 inches.

by Harry, Divino, Brewer and Co. May 23, 2008

12 incher

12 inchers will usually be the last guys left in a dick measuring contest. Unless for some reason there's a guy with a 14 incher in the contest.

How the fuck are you still in the contest? I thought the final round would be after I got out, you must not be Irish or Asian and you survived past most of the black guys, you must have grown up near a Russian nuclear meltdown, no wonder you're a 7 footer with a 12 incher!

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2018

itchy scrotch

wen you have a itchy patch in ur nether region

wen u do this:
put ur hands dwn ur pants nd scratch

by Frazer May 13, 2004

Five-incher

5 inches erection.

Modest erection.

Short erection.

A five-incher is a penis that is too short to please women who like well-endowed men.

"He's not big enough for my pussy... He's got a five-incher..."

by Bobmodest June 30, 2009

6 inch sub

Sub, meaning sweaty balls (SB) and 6 inch meaning your balls are ithy as well. (inch/ itch... Get It?) ......................... A 6 inch sub can also be TOASTED which means it is stuck to your leg(s), your pants, or really anything else.

Alfred asks, "You got a 6 inch sub,"

Binjo replies, "Ya dude, it toasted too!".

by Flashing Popper May 27, 2009

itchy string

The thread that is always coming off of a shirt. Can be extremely itchy and annoying. If you try to pull it off, it just gets longer.

My stupid itchy string is always touching my lower back and it tickles!!!

by John Mellon Jr. June 18, 2009

Three Inch Wonder

The three inch wonder is a legendary weapon that is 3 inches. It's not as good as the 2 inch tornado, but it beats the half inch disaster, but then again, it will never beat the quarter inch killer. The three inch wonder can be compared to your standard household use D sized batterys! Or the notorious smokey and mac & cheese, the little smokies thats the three inch wonder.

"Baby what do you call that, like i can't do nothing with that! Oh babe stopping faking on the Three Inch Wonder, we get it in, and make it do what it do!"

by Makin Movez Jones May 12, 2010