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house of ill repute 

Euphemism for a whorehouse, bordello, brothel, also house of ill fame. See cathouse.
A "professor" sells snake oil at a carnival, or plays piano in a house of ill repute.
house of ill repute by octopod November 5, 2003

open house 

1. party: a party that whoever wants to come is allowed to. an optimistic idea, but not always a smart one.

2. ready hospitality: a situation or occasion when visitors are welcome at any time

3. school visiting day: a day on which an institution such as a school or college is open to the public for visitors to view aspects of its work and activities

4. viewing period before sale: a period of time during which a house or an apartment that is for sale is open to the public for viewing

5. house open to viewing: a house or apartment that is open to be viewed by the public before sale


"dude, mike's having an open house tonight" "oh man, so many people are gonna go"
open house by ian November 27, 2005

Grandma's House 

Central location for activity, featured in the video game 'Call Of Duty 4: Modern warfare' multiplayer map "Overgrown".

It is located in front of the large barn and wooden bridge areas. Immediately in front of Grandma's House is a wheat field and an L-shaped building.

Grandma's House features an attic with two sniping windows, a porch, and an open backdoor.
"I've got two blips in Grandma's House. Anyone have a UAV?"

housebear 

A nefarious, demanding little creature (preferably fuzzy but may not be so) that trudges around the house and knocks over all of your shit. Cats, dogs, maybe small children.
I'm being terrorized by a housebear!
housebear by seriouslywtf October 9, 2007

tinnie house 

Hey bro, lets go down to the tinnie house

Houseism 

1. n. a particularly comical quote by Hugh Laurie (acting as Dr. Greg House) on his hit TV show, House, M.d.
"My favorite houseism is when Stacy asks House what secrets he has and he loudly retorts, 'I'm gay!'"
Houseism by BestSkeptic July 20, 2008