Definitions by BestSkeptic
Master and the Wolf
1. n. adj. A ship of Professor Severus Snape and Remus Lupin, commonly used by Harry Potter fanfiction authors. It earns its name due to the fact that Snape is a potions master and Lupin is a werewolf.
2. n. The website that wields its name, which is a compilation of Snape/Lupin slash fanfiction pieces.
2. n. The website that wields its name, which is a compilation of Snape/Lupin slash fanfiction pieces.
"Master and the Wolf totally beats any heterosexual relationship in which Snape is invovled. Ew, greasy."
Master and the Wolf by BestSkeptic July 26, 2008
Kickasstacular
adj. Really, really unbelievably, superhumanly cool, or "kickass." So kickass, in fact, that it is fantastic and spectacular and utterly amazing--awesome to the Nth degree.
adv. kickasstacularly
adv. kickasstacularly
"My god! Did you hear me PWN that pretentious new kid in Humanities class with my knowledge of his home country, and then did you see me kick him in his budding ovaries?"
"Yeah, man! That was fucking KICKASSTACULAR!"
"Yeah, man! That was fucking KICKASSTACULAR!"
Kickasstacular by BestSkeptic July 25, 2008
Humie
1. n. Like "homie," only, ten billion times nerdier. Almost as nerdy as a humanities student calling another his or her "homie," not that s/he would ever do that, because they have refined it to be "humie." Thusly, I give you the glories that are.... HUMIES.
"What are you doing Saturday night, nerd? Studying the counter-reformation on wikipedia?"
"Ew, no. That's Friday. Saturday night, I'm rollin' with my humies."
"Ew, no. That's Friday. Saturday night, I'm rollin' with my humies."
Humie by BestSkeptic July 25, 2008
Whereforewhore
1. n. A very pretentious person who attempts to appear as an intellectual, but never fails to come across as a complete idiot. For instance, a whereforewhore might use the word "wherefore" in a precocious manner while trying to say "where" or, rather, "whence," despite the fact that "wherefore" actually means "why."
"I grew up in Hungary, wherefore I learned how to conform to the expectations of communism--"
"Dude, doesn't 'wherefore' mean 'why?'"
"Er..."
"You don't even sound smart, even though you're trying your hardest to do so. You are such a whereforewhore."
"Dude, doesn't 'wherefore' mean 'why?'"
"Er..."
"You don't even sound smart, even though you're trying your hardest to do so. You are such a whereforewhore."
Whereforewhore by BestSkeptic July 25, 2008
fuh-q-fest
n. A realm of fanfiction authors and their generally very provocative, if not blatantly pornographic, (usually) slash-related stories.
"Have you been to the Master and the Wolf online fuh-q-fest?"
"No, I'm totally grossed out by Snupin slash."
"No, I'm totally grossed out by Snupin slash."
fuh-q-fest by BestSkeptic July 24, 2008
Fuh-Q-Fest
n. A realm of fanfiction authors and their generally very provocative, if not blatantly pornographic, (usually) slash-related stories.
"Have you been to the Master and the Wolf online fuh-q-fest?"
"No! Sick! I'm totally grossed out by Snupin slash."
"No! Sick! I'm totally grossed out by Snupin slash."
Fuh-Q-Fest by BestSkeptic July 23, 2008
muscular poodle
A particularly muscular, generally large nose that has the semblance of a poodle or is positioned on the face of a person who resembles a poodle.
Sally: I wonder if that boy's muscular poodle gets in the way when he snogs girls.
Henrietta: I wonder if that boy snogs girls at all, on account of him having a muscular poodle in the first place.
Henrietta: I wonder if that boy snogs girls at all, on account of him having a muscular poodle in the first place.
muscular poodle by BestSkeptic July 21, 2008