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muscular poodle

A particularly muscular, generally large nose that has the semblance of a poodle or is positioned on the face of a person who resembles a poodle.
Sally: I wonder if that boy's muscular poodle gets in the way when he snogs girls.

Henrietta: I wonder if that boy snogs girls at all, on account of him having a muscular poodle in the first place.
by BestSkeptic July 21, 2008
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Master and the Wolf

1. n. adj. A ship of Professor Severus Snape and Remus Lupin, commonly used by Harry Potter fanfiction authors. It earns its name due to the fact that Snape is a potions master and Lupin is a werewolf.

2. n. The website that wields its name, which is a compilation of Snape/Lupin slash fanfiction pieces.
"Master and the Wolf totally beats any heterosexual relationship in which Snape is invovled. Ew, greasy."
by BestSkeptic July 20, 2008
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fuh-q-fest

n. A realm of fanfiction authors and their generally very provocative, if not blatantly pornographic, (usually) slash-related stories.
"Have you been to the Master and the Wolf online fuh-q-fest?"

"No, I'm totally grossed out by Snupin slash."
by BestSkeptic July 24, 2008
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compunerd

1. n. a computer nerd.
"Hey, why does that scrawny kid in the glasses always look so pale?"

"C'mon, man. He's a compunerd. Hasn't been out of his basement in years."
by BestSkeptic July 20, 2008
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Houseism

1. n. a particularly comical quote by Hugh Laurie (acting as Dr. Greg House) on his hit TV show, House, M.d.
"My favorite houseism is when Stacy asks House what secrets he has and he loudly retorts, 'I'm gay!'"
by BestSkeptic July 20, 2008
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Master and the Wolf

1. n. adj. A ship of Professor Severus Snape and Remus Lupin, commonly used by Harry Potter fanfiction authors. It earns its name due to the fact that Snape is a potions master and Lupin is a werewolf.

2. n. The website that wields its name, which is a compilation of Snape/Lupin slash fanfiction pieces.
"Master and the Wolf totally beats any heterosexual relationship in which Snape is invovled. Ew, greasy."
by BestSkeptic July 26, 2008
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Fuh-Q-Fest

n. A realm of fanfiction authors and their generally very provocative, if not blatantly pornographic, (usually) slash-related stories.
"Have you been to the Master and the Wolf online fuh-q-fest?"

"No! Sick! I'm totally grossed out by Snupin slash."
by BestSkeptic July 23, 2008
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