1. n. Like "homie," only, ten billion times nerdier. Almost as nerdy as a humanities student calling another his or her "homie," not that s/he would ever do that, because they have refined it to be "humie." Thusly, I give you the glories that are.... HUMIES.
"What are you doing Saturday night, nerd? Studying the counter-reformation on wikipedia?"
"Ew, no. That's Friday. Saturday night, I'm rollin' with my humies."
"Ew, no. That's Friday. Saturday night, I'm rollin' with my humies."
by BestSkeptic January 02, 2006
n. A realm of fanfiction authors and their generally very provocative, if not blatantly pornographic, (usually) slash-related stories.
"Have you been to the Master and the Wolf online fuh-q-fest?"
"No! Sick! I'm totally grossed out by Snupin slash."
"No! Sick! I'm totally grossed out by Snupin slash."
by BestSkeptic January 02, 2006
n. A realm of fanfiction authors and their generally very provocative, if not blatantly pornographic, (usually) slash-related stories.
"Have you been to the Master and the Wolf online fuh-q-fest?"
"No, I'm totally grossed out by Snupin slash."
"No, I'm totally grossed out by Snupin slash."
by BestSkeptic January 01, 2006
1. n. a computer nerd.
"Hey, why does that scrawny kid in the glasses always look so pale?"
"C'mon, man. He's a compunerd. Hasn't been out of his basement in years."
"C'mon, man. He's a compunerd. Hasn't been out of his basement in years."
by BestSkeptic January 01, 2006
1. n. A very pretentious person who attempts to appear as an intellectual, but never fails to come across as a complete idiot. For instance, a whereforewhore might use the word "wherefore" in a precocious manner while trying to say "where" or, rather, "whence," despite the fact that "wherefore" actually means "why."
"I grew up in Hungary, wherefore I learned how to conform to the expectations of communism--"
"Dude, doesn't 'wherefore' mean 'why?'"
"Er..."
"You don't even sound smart, even though you're trying your hardest to do so. You are such a whereforewhore."
"Dude, doesn't 'wherefore' mean 'why?'"
"Er..."
"You don't even sound smart, even though you're trying your hardest to do so. You are such a whereforewhore."
by BestSkeptic January 02, 2006
adj. Really, really unbelievably, superhumanly cool, or "kickass." So kickass, in fact, that it is fantastic and spectacular and utterly amazing--awesome to the Nth degree.
adv. kickasstacularly
adv. kickasstacularly
"My god! Did you hear me PWN that pretentious new kid in Humanities class with my knowledge of his home country, and then did you see me kick him in his budding ovaries?"
"Yeah, man! That was fucking KICKASSTACULAR!"
"Yeah, man! That was fucking KICKASSTACULAR!"
by BestSkeptic January 02, 2006
1. n. a particularly comical quote by Hugh Laurie (acting as Dr. Greg House) on his hit TV show, House, M.d.
"My favorite houseism is when Stacy asks House what secrets he has and he loudly retorts, 'I'm gay!'"
by BestSkeptic January 01, 2006