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1. n. a particularly comical quote by Hugh Laurie (acting as Dr. Greg House) on his hit TV show, House, M.d.
"My favorite houseism is when Stacy asks House what secrets he has and he loudly retorts, 'I'm gay!'"
by BestSkeptic July 20, 2008
Get the Houseism mug.1. n. a computer nerd.
"Hey, why does that scrawny kid in the glasses always look so pale?"
"C'mon, man. He's a compunerd. Hasn't been out of his basement in years."
"C'mon, man. He's a compunerd. Hasn't been out of his basement in years."
by BestSkeptic July 20, 2008
Get the compunerd mug.1. n. adj. A ship of Professor Severus Snape and Remus Lupin, commonly used by Harry Potter fanfiction authors. It earns its name due to the fact that Snape is a potions master and Lupin is a werewolf.
2. n. The website that wields its name, which is a compilation of Snape/Lupin slash fanfiction pieces.
2. n. The website that wields its name, which is a compilation of Snape/Lupin slash fanfiction pieces.
"Master and the Wolf totally beats any heterosexual relationship in which Snape is invovled. Ew, greasy."
by BestSkeptic July 20, 2008
Get the Master and the Wolf mug.1. n. A very pretentious person who attempts to appear as an intellectual, but never fails to come across as a complete idiot. For instance, a whereforewhore might use the word "wherefore" in a precocious manner while trying to say "where" or, rather, "whence," despite the fact that "wherefore" actually means "why."
"I grew up in Hungary, wherefore I learned how to conform to the expectations of communism--"
"Dude, doesn't 'wherefore' mean 'why?'"
"Er..."
"You don't even sound smart, even though you're trying your hardest to do so. You are such a whereforewhore."
"Dude, doesn't 'wherefore' mean 'why?'"
"Er..."
"You don't even sound smart, even though you're trying your hardest to do so. You are such a whereforewhore."
by BestSkeptic July 25, 2008
Get the Whereforewhore mug.n. A realm of fanfiction authors and their generally very provocative, if not blatantly pornographic, (usually) slash-related stories.
"Have you been to the Master and the Wolf online fuh-q-fest?"
"No, I'm totally grossed out by Snupin slash."
"No, I'm totally grossed out by Snupin slash."
by BestSkeptic July 24, 2008
Get the fuh-q-fest mug.1. n. Like "homie," only, ten billion times nerdier. Almost as nerdy as a humanities student calling another his or her "homie," not that s/he would ever do that, because they have refined it to be "humie." Thusly, I give you the glories that are.... HUMIES.
"What are you doing Saturday night, nerd? Studying the counter-reformation on wikipedia?"
"Ew, no. That's Friday. Saturday night, I'm rollin' with my humies."
"Ew, no. That's Friday. Saturday night, I'm rollin' with my humies."
by BestSkeptic July 25, 2008
Get the Humie mug.A particularly muscular, generally large nose that has the semblance of a poodle or is positioned on the face of a person who resembles a poodle.
Sally: I wonder if that boy's muscular poodle gets in the way when he snogs girls.
Henrietta: I wonder if that boy snogs girls at all, on account of him having a muscular poodle in the first place.
Henrietta: I wonder if that boy snogs girls at all, on account of him having a muscular poodle in the first place.
by BestSkeptic July 21, 2008
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