1. n. a particularly comical quote by Hugh Laurie (acting as Dr. Greg House) on his hit TV show, House, M.d.
"My favorite houseism is when Stacy asks House what secrets he has and he loudly retorts, 'I'm gay!'"
n. A realm of fanfiction authors and their generally very provocative, if not blatantly pornographic, (usually) slash-related stories.
"Have you been to the Master and the Wolf online fuh-q-fest?"
"No! Sick! I'm totally grossed out by Snupin slash."
1. n. a computer nerd.
"Hey, why does that scrawny kid in the glasses always look so pale?"
"C'mon, man. He's a compunerd. Hasn't been out of his basement in years."
adj. Really, really unbelievably, superhumanly cool, or "
kickass." So kickass, in fact, that it is fantastic and spectacular and utterly amazing--awesome to the Nth degree.
adv. kickasstacularly
"My god! Did you hear me
PWN that pretentious new kid in Humanities class with my knowledge of his home country, and then did you see me kick him in his budding ovaries?"
"Yeah, man! That was fucking KICKASSTACULAR!"
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n. A realm of fanfiction authors and their generally very provocative, if not blatantly pornographic, (usually) slash-related stories.
1. n. A very pretentious person who attempts to appear as an intellectual, but never fails to come across as a complete idiot. For instance, a whereforewhore might use the word "wherefore" in a precocious manner while trying to say "where" or, rather, "whence," despite the fact that "wherefore" actually means "why."
"I grew up in Hungary, wherefore I learned how to conform to the expectations of communism--"
"Dude, doesn't 'wherefore' mean 'why?'"
"Er..."
"You don't even sound smart, even though you're trying your hardest to do so. You are such a whereforewhore."
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1. n. adj. A ship of Professor Severus Snape and Remus Lupin, commonly used by Harry Potter fanfiction authors. It earns its name due to the fact that Snape is a potions master and Lupin is a werewolf.
2. n. The website that wields its name, which is a compilation of Snape/Lupin slash fanfiction pieces.
"Master and the Wolf totally beats any heterosexual relationship in which Snape is invovled. Ew, greasy."
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