crumpet cock

A cock eating English man "Crumpet Cock"

"You my friend should stop being a crumpet cock. "

by Trilliam_180 November 15, 2016

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Crumb Lord

Someone that is stubborn or uncooperative over the smallest issues and make them bigger deals in doing so. This is usually done in an attempt to stroke the ego and/or demonstrate 'alpha'.

Harry: Hey Dave would you mind getting your clothes out of the living room? I have friends coming by
Dave: DUDE, FUCK YOU. CAN'T YOU SEE IM WATCHING THE GAME?
Harry: You're such a crumb lord

by Hamhock Jones March 12, 2017

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crumb • crump • crumpet • Crum • Crum Bum • crumping • crumbly • crumb bum • crumb snatcher • crummy

Crumpled

Another word for being high and on the giggles.

Sunny: That's some good stuff man, I feel licked (wavey)
Rich: I took a drag too much, I feel crumpled! (Hahaha)

by Sunny1989 March 14, 2018

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Crumifie

When you make crumbs in your pringles or any crips by using your hand,or any crushing object

Niall:hey Matthew haev you crumifie those pringles yet.
Matthew: no my hands are too dirty I don't want to ruin my pringles

by butt monkey man November 15, 2019

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This is when you ejaculate on to a flat service, allow the seminal fluid to dry and solidify and then continue to scrape it with an ice cream scraper. Then you carefully wrap the dried up ejaculate around the head of the penis and proceed to fuck the lights out of a bimbo until you fill her up like a luxuriously cream filled doughnut/milky hot chocolate. The dry ejaculate is the crumble, and the seminal fluid is the delicious filling!

If you talk to me like that again I swear to Allah, I will fucking crumblepie you slut.
I got crumblepied at the weekend in some crack den.

by lntelligent October 27, 2019

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