2 definitions by Ball splat

The performer of the art of basting crumpets such there are , were crumpet means snatch or pussy, applied by 'wisking' or gently oscillating fingeritively solids into liquids, thus creating a type of vacuum that no man can escape.
We have a cold newby in this porn scene....we will require our best crumpet baster to liquify the vaginal butter into a softy cream in the shortest amount of time....stat.
by Ball splat November 8, 2019
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When your meat whistle is too large for the glory hole, it happens. booya!
Hey Crumple Foreskin has your daughter wove me a nice foreskin made of gold or did she carry on the family name & Crumple me Foreskin?
by Ball splat November 8, 2019
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