Silver hatter

A basement dwelling creature who clearly lacks in a social life, the result of this is that they indulge in silly conspiracies and think the government is constantly plotting against them.

Another topic they thrive upon is the 'impending doom' of the earth and that there is something more sinister behind everything.

A key focal point of Silver hatters is the Illuminati which is a debatable topic, but still very stupid and is often taken out of proportion

A vast majority of silver hatters are infact trolls. They get a buzz by role playing about these conspiracies which catch the attention of 12 year olds who take it all seriously and in turn make silly youtube videos stating 'facts' by scientists and ex CIA agents and who what not.

tl;dr These people like to think the world is ending and the government is killing us all...

Anon 1: Did you know the government are polluting the air and water supply with poison!!!

Anon 2: Dude, go away you silver hatter, get out of the basement

Anon 1: Watch the skies look at the chem trails!!!!

Anon 2: Seriously get some air

Anon 1: But its poisoned thats why I live in my parents basement!

by glassybubbles122 December 17, 2011

mad hatters day

A day of madness. Ever watch Alice in Wonderland? Well ayyyeeee that's what this day is. Yep, it's real. Google it. Grab a crazy ass hat 'cause this is gonna be mad.

Person1: What's with the hat??

Person2: MAD HATTERS DAY

Person1: The shit when did this exist

by RVPQueen July 22, 2016

Jake Hester

An incredible boy that you should hold onto forever. He is the kindest boy you’ve ever met, and has the most stunning smile in the world. Usually has light brown hair that looks good no matter what he does to it, and has the most beautiful bright brown eyes. He makes you feel worthy and special, and is extremely humble despite his amazing athletic abilities. If you have a Jake Hester, hold onto him tight because there is no one in the universe that could be anything close to him.

Person 1: Who is that boy that made it on varsity? He’s only a freshman!

Person 2: Oh, that’s Jake Hester he’s so good at basketball and literally every sport!

Person 1: There’s this boy that really like, he has the most dazzling smile and is the nicest person i’ve ever met! :)
Person 2: Oh I bet his name is Jake Hester!

by camomile8794 December 17, 2017

Fucking Hetero

Maizie

Lesbian: She's hot!
Morgan: Girlll that's a Maizie !
Lesbian: What's a Maizie ?
Morgan: A FUCKING HETERO !

by Krispsandra May 8, 2018

you grandma hetero

an even worse insult than bothur mum gay and ur dad lsbian put togather.

Guy: ur mom gay,
Me: ur dad lesbian,
Guy: you grandma hetero

by personbelowhellagay February 25, 2018

hatter

A male or female who supports the mighty Stockport County FC. Often confused with fans of Luton Town, who are also known as Hatters, but as Stockport were formed first (1883 to Luton's 1885) they can lay claim to being the original (although certainly not best on recent performance) hatters. Also occasionally confused with a character from Alice in Wonderland.

Hatters are generally discontented with life due to the direct correlation between perfomance of football team and general happiness.

Wow, how is there any reason that he dislikes Burnley, Man City and Manyoo?

Yeah, he's a Hatter.

by Chris May 13, 2005

the heater

to fart in someones face while they are giving you a blow job. can be done as an accident or to degrade someone.

yo that bj felt so good i gave her the heater

by brew_d October 1, 2009