When your doctor doesn't know the cause of your medical condition or how to make it better, but somehow knows enough to prescribe something you'll be on for the rest of your life.
Mark: Can you tell me what's causing this?
Doc: It's not really known.
Mark: Can it be cured?
Doc: Nope.
Mark: Can you give me something for it?
Doc: Definitely. Here's a prescription. It's a combination of multiflumoxytol and baffleonanon.
Mark: What'll it do?
Doc: It will reduce your flare ups from once every 10 days to about once every week and a half.
Mark: Is this a chronic condition?
Doc: You said it, unfortunately.
Mark: Should I do anything else - like with nutrition or whatever?
Doc: I wouldn't if I were you.
Mark: Why not?
Doc: It could interfere with your chronic condition.
Doc: It's not really known.
Mark: Can it be cured?
Doc: Nope.
Mark: Can you give me something for it?
Doc: Definitely. Here's a prescription. It's a combination of multiflumoxytol and baffleonanon.
Mark: What'll it do?
Doc: It will reduce your flare ups from once every 10 days to about once every week and a half.
Mark: Is this a chronic condition?
Doc: You said it, unfortunately.
Mark: Should I do anything else - like with nutrition or whatever?
Doc: I wouldn't if I were you.
Mark: Why not?
Doc: It could interfere with your chronic condition.
by Chuckannuck October 10, 2017
Doing anything that’s the opposite of being online but to the point where it makes you turn bigoted and ignorant.
by Closetedmeepmorp April 19, 2023
When leaving someone you love causes physical reactions like racing heart beat, tingling skin, and even loss of coordination . While being near them makes you feel better and being in their arms makes you feel like you are home and you never want to leave.
"I must have Chronic Love Syndrome. Being with my BF is always feel better and when we hug I never want to let them go. I want it to last forever."
"Whenever my girl leaves my syndrome kicks in"
"I may have Chronic Love syndrome because I want to hold you forever"
"Whenever my girl leaves my syndrome kicks in"
"I may have Chronic Love syndrome because I want to hold you forever"
by MyRealNameisTurdburglar January 23, 2025
A Chronic Gooner is someone who is exponentially good at jacking off to professional levels. They will cancel plans just so they can jack off even more
Hey look at alfie on jerkmate over there. I could recognise that vein pattern from anywhere. He such a chronic gooner
by DrDryNips February 03, 2025
Chronic Bitchless Syndrome, defined (in simple terms) as “the infinite failure to gain bitches, or a lackthereof.” Chronic Bitchless Syndrom (or CBS) is most common in men between the ages of 14 and 21, but can also occur in higher severity amongst those older than 21. Signs of Chronic Bitchless Syndrome include: significant periods of time spent on social media platforms such as Twitter, Discord, or Reddit, acute misogyny, general bigotry, foul aroma, poor skincare, dry or musty hair, and poor fashion sense. Scientists have yet to find a cure.
“No wonder he can’t get a date. He spends all day on Twitter, doesn’t shower, and hates women. We should get him tested for Chronic Bitchless Syndrome”
by henry the hoeless May 08, 2023
When you're both going down on each other and she climaxes first, resulting in her tensing every muscle in her body while she enjoys the orgasm. Unfortunately, This means you poor member is accident strangled within an inch is his life until she calms down.
Bro, Im so sore, I cant go to the gym today.
Why not man?
My girl had an episode of Chronic Strangle Dick (CSD) last night .
Oh. That's tough man.
Why not man?
My girl had an episode of Chronic Strangle Dick (CSD) last night .
Oh. That's tough man.
by jiffnep April 01, 2022
When you been bustin sum guud nut for about 6 months or more and then sitting in class stroking thin air without noticing.
Horny1: *stroking as if actually masterbating, but it’s just the reflex*
Teacher: Motherfucker why the fuck ain’t you doin yo calculus homework fool! And why the fuck is yo hand moving like you stroking Casper the friendly ghosts dick!?
Horny1: Oh shiett mayne!! I didn’t even notice!! I was just focusing my mind on dat big ass booty in front of me!
Teacher: Motherfuckers be goin home bustin nut and cumin to school all retarted n shit. Now I’ve got half the class with Chronic Nuthin Twitch! How the fuck can I teach this shit!
Teacher: Motherfucker why the fuck ain’t you doin yo calculus homework fool! And why the fuck is yo hand moving like you stroking Casper the friendly ghosts dick!?
Horny1: Oh shiett mayne!! I didn’t even notice!! I was just focusing my mind on dat big ass booty in front of me!
Teacher: Motherfuckers be goin home bustin nut and cumin to school all retarted n shit. Now I’ve got half the class with Chronic Nuthin Twitch! How the fuck can I teach this shit!
by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 07, 2018