blitzcraig

(adj.) • blitzcraig — to get severely intoxicated in an instant but then act like a total douche //

see also: blitzcraiging, blitzcraiged

“Greg! I invited Dave to come get down at Tre’s shindig tonight. He mentioned Craig would be there but reminded him not to start blitzcraiging.”

by amicusknox August 18, 2023

Blitzfucking

Being blitzfucked means you won't feel your lower half in the morning.

I was up all night blitzfucking my girlfriend, then she did it to me.

by SkyBlueAviator September 30, 2023

Blitz

Verb(vulgar slang) to both blow and titfuck a massive dick.

A: bro, she blitzed me so fucking hard last night, I came like 8 times
B: nothing compared to mine, i came 30 times in 5 minutes

by Blackwhereitcounts October 1, 2023

Blitch in the system

b

Blitch in the system

by MEMESFORTHENIGHT October 9, 2023

Blithersnap

Blithersnap: (noun) A whimsical and imaginary creature that embodies pure joy and positivity, believed to bring good luck and laughter to those who encounter it.

As the children explored the enchanted forest, they stumbled upon a glade where a friendly blithersnap frolicked, instantly turning their ordinary day into a magical adventure filled with laughter.

by Drakovi Bloodrose December 11, 2023

Blitzedzz

guy that yaps in discord vc so fucking much

person: hey did you get the mug-
Blitzedzz: SHUT YO UGLYASS HELL YOU LIVE INSIDE OF A SHELL YOU LIKE SKIBADI TOILET SKIBADI SKIBADI TOILET

by Miguela Hola December 20, 2023

Blit

When you’re lit but you’re also gay.

Hey man i drank so much and fucked six guys, I was totally blit.

by agorrrrr December 26, 2023