Basically crack but in a game, and you create a life, or even control your friend's life. Super addictive, and porn directors have the highest salary!
Vanessa: Ugh i only slept for 2 hours last night
Jared: Watching Parks and Rec again?
Vanessa: Nah, I played as 25 people on BitLife
Jared: Oh....
by crocthot February 5, 2019
I really fun game where u can make horrible desisions for other people and not yourself
Bruh I had 40 kids in BitLife how about you!?
by Cannedcoochiexd December 14, 2018
A great mobile game where you can live out an entire fucking life, die, and then live another life.
The only thing that sucks about BitLife is that you have to pay for a lot of the best features. On the bright side, it’s only $5
by nlolhere July 13, 2020
the best free mobile game on the App Store currently
hello david my favourite game is bitlife

damope that’s a good game i play it too
right now fuck off david

ok sorry damope
by nobilly7 May 23, 2021
An “adult life simulator” available on PC, and mobile. A free game where you could live many lives, and do whatever. Except crime.
I robbed a train in BitLife.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions September 5, 2021
The game where you make poor life decisions and go to prison, or just be someone that gets pregnant or others pregnant way too much.
Yo dude, have you tried Bitlife?
No.
Fuck you.
by dxnver April 2, 2020
Where everything with bitlife plays it and if you don’t have bitlife you can download it on 6th of August
Ooooh it’s bitlife day! Let’s play bitlife
by Luno1233454 November 5, 2019