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Sucksessful 

A sucksessful person is one that has intentionally done something poorly and has been rewarded for it.
Dimitri's career in pricing was deemed sucksessful in the regards that over the course of three years none of the deals he priced were signed.
Sucksessful by Hulk19 July 29, 2019

dick suck nigga 

When a poor, uneducated black piece of ghetto excreta, goes low, real low, below-the-belt-low, and starts unpacking that ding-dong, and sucking it, like he was promised 'twenni bucks'.
Dick suck nigga never make me smile
dick suck nigga by Fukaface! January 5, 2020

Stroke n Suck 

When a guy stroke's a girls hair and suck's her breasts at the same time.
Chad was on the couch with Kiersten in the middle of A Stroke n Suck when his wife walked on them!
Stroke n Suck by SlopNChop October 19, 2016

Awks socks 

a saying to throw out there into yo convo when things get awkward.
Jackattack: Party at your house on the weekend?

Sandman: Yeah sure...but I won't be there.

Jackattack: Awks socks.
Awks socks by sandysandmansanford November 7, 2011

Suck my socks 

Funny quote by Michael Jackson on a phone call, about his father Joseph.
“He can suck my socks.”

suckseed 

This is another term for a blow job (or fellatio) but also implies the thumbs-up-feeling the man gets from the action.
Guy:

Dude, did you succeed on your first date with Brianna?

Dude:

Let’s just say that nobody can suckseed like Brianna!
suckseed by Epididymitis May 15, 2018