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Nintendoor 

A Nintendoor is a term referring to an impassibly hard segment in a video game. The term comes from the idea that if game makers create obstacles hard enough they will make money from you buying a guide to get through the "door."
It originated from playing Nintendo games, but is now a general term for a difficult game spot.
"This game has so many Nintendoors I had to buy the guide."
Nintendoor by Silent Paws August 20, 2008
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Nintendogs 

A puppy simulator for the Nintendo DS. The game is extremely popular, scored a 9.1 at Gamespot and a perfect 40/40 from the famous Japanese gaming magazine, Famitzu. It comes in three versions, each with different starting dogs. You end up unlocking all dogs from the other versions. The game has been considered "kiddie" by some, esspecially those who never played it, do to Nintendog's horrible TV ads. Sony fan boys hated how popular the game was, and wrote a large amount of fake reviews on Amazon.com (One was written by "one of the girls who did the commercial", another was horribley racist against Japanese.), it also caused a DS to be vandalized in an EB games store, as reported on the Nintendo forums. Nintendo put alot of work into the game, which includes voice regonition, which includes 18 dogs, an almost endless amount of items, and loads of tricks. It still won't appeal to everyone.
"My Nintendog is wearing a Spiked collar! Tight!"
Nintendogs by Zsky2 September 6, 2005

Nintendhead 

A video game fan with a particular attraction to the Nintendo stable of characters.
She can't talk to you right now, she's playing Yoshi's Island.

Wow, she's a real Nintendhead!
Nintendhead by demasque April 28, 2011

nintendinitis

1. A sharp cramp caused by playing video games
2. the act of calling out sick from work to stay home and play video games.
1. By the time I got to level 9 on Donkey Kong, I was suffering from severe nintendinitis.
2. When the new "Grand Theft Auto" game was released, I had to call out sick due to my nintendinitis.
nintendinitis by toast455 July 3, 2005

Nintendork

Someone who knows the games of Nintendo so fluently that they know all of the secret locations of stuff and what they are. i.e Zelda Stuff
"Dude, I found this Let's Play and this Nintendork knew what was in all the useless Zelda treasure chests."
Nintendork by Dusty Mc Fries February 13, 2010

Nintendonitis 

The cramp you get in your hand from playing video games, especially between the thumb and forefinger.
I was winning blades of steel until my old Nintendonitis injury took me out.
Nintendonitis by hkmtbr December 17, 2008

nintendonite 

The mysterious element that all nintendo products except for the Nintendo Ds Lite and DSI and parts of the Wii are made of. This Element was discovered in an unknown location sometime before 1985 by poor asian techies. the reason nearly all nintendo systems were made of nintendonite was because NINTENDONITE IS THE STRONGEST PLASTIC PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!

Nintendonite is not represented on the Periodic Table of Elements because releasing the details of Nintendonite's atomic structure would enable Microsoft and Sony to use it as well. That, or it could just as easily be that Nintendo doesn't even know... they're so innocent...
My Gamecube fell out of the plane when we landed but it still works fine except for the "open disc tray" button, but that's okay because you can pry it open. (yes, even the Gamecube was made of nintendonite. and yes, it could survive something like that)

or: my town was invaded by zombies but i threw my original gameboy at them and it was heavy enough to kill them. then i played super mario bros for a few hours.

or: i accidentally dropped my Gameboy SP in the garbage disposal, but it was closed and the water was off and it's made of nintendonite, so it's okay.
nintendonite by valentine99 February 24, 2009