Malinak

Verb - to injure oneself inexplicably, or through a senseless act.

Past tense: Malinak’d

Derived from The Blaze producer Keith Malinak and his history of weird injuries.

“How did you Malinak yourself this time?”
“Beats me. I was walking on flat ground, and sprained my ankle.”

“I was cutting fruit, and Malinak’d my finger with the knife tip”

by Brady Hartzfield December 11, 2025

Malinga

A futa loving man

Omg he's such a Malinga

by Ricoooooooooooooooooo January 5, 2026

cool melinda

When a chick ticks an ice cube between her buttcheeks and farts on your face

There I was finishing my sweet tea when she grabbed an ice cube from my empty cup, gripped it tight betwix the cheeks of her hindquarters and proceeded to give me a cool Melinda. I had pink eye for two weeks....

by StoneageMouse April 5, 2019

chacha malinga

Something you say when you are ready to fucking party. Can be day or night, doesn’t matter. Chacha Malingaaaaaaa!

Hanna

Hey Phoebe. Chacha malingaaaaa?!

by Pug girl December 11, 2019

jude malinlin

to start off with jude malinlin is an amazing person (probably the best you’ll ever meet) and will always be there for his friends!! jude i’m so glad i met you and even if i don’t always show it just know i love your company and i don’t think anything can change how much i care about you >:)

jude malinlin is the coolest dude ever and is also pretty amazing at guitar

by Ja wie dibdiandie April 5, 2022

Na-melinda

Taking a picture of something necessary.

Bhie, na-melinda yung missing painting ni Pablo Picasso.

by Wendss May 18, 2022

Shabnam Melina Rooney

the full name of the famous fanon character Shabnam.

Shabnam Melina Rooney is a British entertainer who was born on April 26th, 2002 (age 20).

by thecharacterwannie June 5, 2022