StoneageMouse's definitions

cool melinda

When a chick ticks an ice cube between her buttcheeks and farts on your face

There I was finishing my sweet tea when she grabbed an ice cube from my empty cup, gripped it tight betwix the cheeks of her hindquarters and proceeded to give me a cool Melinda. I had pink eye for two weeks....

by StoneageMouse April 5, 2019