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A way to describe a person who in the middle of a semi-circle conversation, slices his way into the middle then spreads himself out blocking all participants and from interacting with each other and making himself the center of attention.
The party was going great, and I was talking to all my friends until Tom the knife came and put himself right in the middle of our conversation cirlce. After that the party sucked.
by Speaker234 April 7, 2010
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Great tool primarily used for cutting flesh and plant tissue. It's use has gone down since the invention of the gun.
Get me the knife, I need to see my ex.
by Iamawesomedog March 31, 2018
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Used at the end of sentences to humorfy them slightly.
I brushed my teeth... with a knife!
I greeted my Aunt... with a knife!
I went to the library... with a knife!
Jesus brought hope... with a knife!
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003
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1) An object with a blade, primarily used for cutting.

2) To stab someone with a knife.
"I'm going to knife you if you touch my bitch again."
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
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A verb most commonly heard in online FPS (First-Person Shooters.) It is the act of stabbing another player or person with a knife and thus killing them instantly.
Guy:Damn, some noob came up behind me and knifed me.
by Alex the Chao September 6, 2009
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A Small Sharp blade that is used for cutting things. Can change the tide of battle.
Big Muscular dude:Im gonna beat you up!
Guy with Knife:Im gonna stab you.
Big Muscular Dude:Hey man, no hard feelings, I was just kidding.
by Bolter!! January 15, 2007
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paul hogan said it in crocodile dundee. than an australian dude said it in the simpsons. australia.
that's not a knife... THIS is a knife
by crap November 19, 2004
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