the knife

A way to describe a person who in the middle of a semi-circle conversation, slices his way into the middle then spreads himself out blocking all participants and from interacting with each other and making himself the center of attention.

The party was going great, and I was talking to all my friends until Tom the knife came and put himself right in the middle of our conversation cirlce. After that the party sucked.

by Speaker234 April 7, 2010

Knife

Great tool primarily used for cutting flesh and plant tissue. It's use has gone down since the invention of the gun.

Get me the knife, I need to see my ex.

by Iamawesomedog March 31, 2018

with a knife

Used at the end of sentences to humorfy them slightly.

I brushed my teeth... with a knife!
I greeted my Aunt... with a knife!
I went to the library... with a knife!
Jesus brought hope... with a knife!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003

knifed

A verb most commonly heard in online FPS (First-Person Shooters.) It is the act of stabbing another player or person with a knife and thus killing them instantly.

Guy:Damn, some noob came up behind me and knifed me.

by Alex the Chao September 6, 2009

knife

1) An object with a blade, primarily used for cutting.

2) To stab someone with a knife.

"I'm going to knife you if you touch my bitch again."

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

knife

A Small Sharp blade that is used for cutting things. Can change the tide of battle.

Big Muscular dude:Im gonna beat you up!
Guy with Knife:Im gonna stab you.
Big Muscular Dude:Hey man, no hard feelings, I was just kidding.

by Bolter!! January 15, 2007

Knife

A term that falls under the umbrella term of Red Zebra. Anyone who uses this term in the context of Red Zebra, is conveying how pissed they are with a specific person.

Person 1: Are you ok?
Person 2: Red Zebra, Knife.
Person 1: What? Why?
Person 2: Brian pissed in my cheerios!

by 70RedZebra's March 1, 2022