Malinak
Verb - to injure oneself inexplicably, or through a senseless act.
Past tense: Malinak’d
Derived from The Blaze producer Keith Malinak and his history of weird injuries.
Past tense: Malinak’d
Derived from The Blaze producer Keith Malinak and his history of weird injuries.
“How did you Malinak yourself this time?”
“Beats me. I was walking on flat ground, and sprained my ankle.”
“I was cutting fruit, and Malinak’d my finger with the knife tip”
“Beats me. I was walking on flat ground, and sprained my ankle.”
“I was cutting fruit, and Malinak’d my finger with the knife tip”
Malinak by Brady Hartzfield December 11, 2025