80dick

The chronic tingeling pain that stems from sexual intercourse with a stranger. It is also is homophone with Aid-ee dick

Yo matt, I banged that swampdonkey last night in my shower
Awesome man, How was it?
Bitch was tight but I woke up with some mad 80dick

by J Bomb, Rocky, and puck October 9, 2010

8045

The best number on a calculator.

8045 = BOYS on a calculator

*Boy 1 types 8045 on a calculator and shows boy 2*

Boy 1: Look!

Boy 2: Epic

*Boy 2 types 8008135 on a calculator and shows boy 1*

Boy 2: Look at this then!

Boy 1: I am not in to boobies, i am gay.

Boy 2: Awesome, so am I

by KittyKie June 23, 2011

808

808 means more than a number and way more than one word; it's definition is extensive. 808 stands for family, friends, blood, crew, clique, love, home, authentic, having fun, minding your own business. 808 is REAL.

"I love my 808 family"

"I'm riding around in the Chevy listening to Lil Wayne, 808"

"Where are you? I'm at 808"

"Are you going out tonight? No, I'm kicking it with my 808 family"

by Tbird. May 11, 2010

808

The number used on all Bicycle brand playing cards decks of Poker Cards.

This deck of cards says 808 on the box.

by Iceman90 June 13, 2004

800x600

A shit resolution favored by that tard bag Joe.

Joe: DUDE 800x600
everyone else: fuck no

by LEREDDITARMIXDXD September 18, 2013

8008

this spells boobs if you type this on a calculator lol

friend - “it just says 8008 tho..”
me - “hahahaahahahahehehe”

by kittie :3 September 30, 2022

call 1-800

A phrase that someone tells you when you need to get a pet bird. It can be also used in a commercial selling a product, or an advice line. Such as the suicide hotline, and it’s commercials about how you need to call the number if you have suicidal thoughts.

Call 1-800-burdens so you can get a better life.

by Pjudge October 26, 2022