penis

a weapon used to chop people in half

police: He is unarmed.

thanos: I am armed; I have a penis.

by YulTheWizard December 16, 2019

penis warts

the warts on a penis mostly common on people whos names start with josh

yo josh you got a serious case of penis warts

by hijoshhehehe December 16, 2019

Penis

Something that is very long for me, very short for you

Guy 1; "Hey, why is your penis so big?"
Me; "Only some gods have that lenght

by Not gay 69 December 17, 2019

Penis

A long thing unless you are Jake Paul

You suck penis and you know it Jeremy

by Jake Paul Is Cancer December 19, 2019

who said penis

Who said penis is a game played by middle and high schoolers. You get a group of 2 or more people in a quiet classroom. You each take turns saying "penis", each time its said the next person has to said it louder. Eventually the teacher will turn and ask "Who said penis?". Last person to say it and get caught loses.

I've been playing who said penis instead of studying during detention.

by ChillPolecat83 December 23, 2019

Penis Heresy

Any word or phrase spoken against the one and only true lord’s Genitalia.

“Father mark, you are sentenced to a game of dick-blade for penis heresy!”

by Codedher December 25, 2019

Penis

Gods gift upon man that is said to give it’s user unlimited power if properly sized

Respect the the 12 inch penis!

by Beaverborg December 25, 2019