Bad Internet

your worst nightmare

I hate bad internet!

by YulTheWizard October 01, 2019

no

what to say when someone asks you out

person: Wanna go out with me?

me: Hell no

by YulTheWizard December 16, 2019

phone

your parents blame everything on this machine

me: My arm got shot!

mom: It's because of that damn phone!

by YulTheWizard January 29, 2020

November

torture for the bois

fun for the girls

bois: Oh shit, it's November!

girls: Wanna see our titties?

by YulTheWizard December 16, 2019

penis

a weapon used to chop people in half

police: He is unarmed.

thanos: I am armed; I have a penis.

by YulTheWizard December 16, 2019

Google Chrome

the search engine that tracks you 24/7

Google Chrome is so bad; it tracks me 24/7.

by YulTheWizard October 01, 2019

asian

being good at math

white dude: I got a 70% on my math test

asian: I got a 100%
white dude: How come he can be asian and I can't?

by YulTheWizard November 21, 2019