7 definitions by YulTheWizard

a weapon used to chop people in half
police: He is unarmed.

thanos: I am armed; I have a penis.
by YulTheWizard December 16, 2019
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your parents blame everything on this machine
me: My arm got shot!

mom: It's because of that damn phone!
by YulTheWizard January 29, 2020
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what to say when someone asks you out
by YulTheWizard December 16, 2019
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bois: Oh shit, it's November!

girls: Wanna see our titties?
by YulTheWizard December 16, 2019
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white dude: I got a 70% on my math test

asian: I got a 100%
white dude: How come he can be asian and I can't?
by YulTheWizard November 21, 2019
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