Fetid dingo kidney 

That which is not given when one does not care about something.

Fred did not give a fetid dingo kidney that this page only has one reference to where the phrase came from.

Fetid dingo kidney by Leeeeeeeeeroy Jenkins August 15, 2007

Kidney pouches 

A kidney pouch is the fat above the waist, over where the kidneys are. It can be used as an ansult to a fat person or anyone.

Lee: Hey bird nose.
Darby: Shut up kidney pouches.

Kidney pouches by xDCJx April 29, 2007

kideous 

A bad experience involving one or more children.

I had to look after my brothers' little monsters for a while this Saturday and it was one kideous afternoon.

kideous by Michael Levitan March 9, 2008

kiddy and boo 

two people whom are very much in love. kiddy is preferably tall and has a mangina. boo is usually one whom cuts kiddy's ball off.

Town Gossip - "Wow. Did ya see Kiddy and Boo??"
Single Person - "Yeah man, they make me feel so lonely."

kiddy and boo by brazillionnnnn June 18, 2008

Kidsiderate 

A word used to describe a ride or attraction designed for small children at an amusement or theme park.

I didn't like the small roller coaster, it was too kidsiderate.

Kidsiderate by Loudly October 19, 2009

Kiddie Footer

A term for Pedophile or child molester, derived from the Northern Irish or Ulster Scots' dialect. Kiddie relating to a child. Footer relating to the term used when referring to some kind of interference.

"thon dickhead's a fuckin' Kiddie Footer, we should do his knees and burn his house out."

Kiddie Footer by olliebroon November 25, 2009

Kidvid 

Junk video that your kids have filled up your video camera memory card with. Usually you don't realize it until the crucial moment you need the space most.

Setup: You are filming the once in a lifetime event of your wife crossing the finish line of a marathon.

You: Here she comes, almost there honey, you can do it........ What the $%#@ Out of Memory.

You then view what's on the camera only to find 100 two minute kidvids of the cat sleeping on the couch mixed with jiggle camera shots of your kids making goofy faces in extreme closeup.

Kidvid by KillerGerbil November 23, 2010