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I'd spit in her cunt 

I'd like to ejaculate in that ladies vagina
A hot girl walks past.... "Yeah i'd spit in her cunt!"
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shit cunt 

Shit cunt is a vulgar, derogatory term utilised mainly by people of a certain origin (ahem) whom have no respect for others. The term shit cunt taken literally does not make any sense at all, for the word shit has several meanings: faeces, damn, jack, bullshit, etc. and the word cunt means: obscene terms for female genitals, a bitch or tired and fatigued (cunted). Combine the two: shit cunt = faeces female genitals = faeces a bitch = damn a females genitals = wtfux???

Most of the time, the people who use the words often don't know the actual meaning themselves but use it anyway understanding the fact that the words are used to describe a person or situation in a bad way. e.g: "ur a fukn shit cunt"
There are also other ridiculous definitions within this site describing it literally but in the sense of having sexual intercourse, as well as somehow integrating homosexuality into the words definition.
It is usually, but no always, used by malignant, stupid, self righteous, piously self-assured and smugly moralistic people lacking brain material. However, uncommonly, it is used by people mocking or imitating those whom use "shit cunt" or just plain foul-mouthed people.

Example of an idiot using "shit cunt":

1)"Fukn ya ura fukn shit cunt bra"

2)"Get in 'ere ya cunt"

3)"Fukn cunts dese dayss brraa"

4)"I wazz down at centrelink bra and dese fukn shit cunts cuma long and fukn 'ell, SMashed the dickhead"

5)"YA SHIT CUNT BRA!!"

6)"ahahaha ya shit ya cunt!!"

Needn't say no more.

Although examples 2 and 3 do not use the words "shit cunt" it does however, relate to the idiots who use it.

Dizzy Cunt 

Ronda fucked up my food order. She is such a dizzy cunt.
Dizzy Cunt by Spoogie McSpooge August 15, 2003

Mish-Cunt 

When a person in power, such as a professor, thinks that his or her shit doesn't stink; he is a dick and she is a cunt
My professor will not listen to any other viewpoint than her own; she is a Mish-Cunt!
Mish-Cunt by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Alpha Cunt 

A super powered bitch. Think of froob compared to a n00b. Alpha Cunts are elite cunts. First used in the book World War Z by Max Brooks.
(As used in World War Z)
Q: "And then? When the outbreaks became more serious and the press finally reported hat there was no wonder drug?"
A: "Pre-fucking-cisely! That's the alpha cunt who should be shot, what's her name, who first broke that story!"
Alpha Cunt by Kyoin December 9, 2008

Cadbury Cunt 

A person, typically male, who is susceptible bouts of ego tripping and yet is unable to drink alcohol without wetting himself, pull a decent girl or dance normally. generally known to talk himself up then punch the porcelain after two pints.
"shit bitch, Jon-paul's such a cabury cunt, he had two drinks at rocket, attempted to hook up with the bartender over the bar, who is male, then proceeded to dance for fifteen minutes like a mong. then he flung chunks at some poor bird and piss himself. worst drinking partner everrr."

"fuuuuuck, your a cadbury cunt" *spoken to an individual whilst they vomit up the two beers they had drunk at the Westlakes shore tennis club*
Cadbury Cunt by Bitchnipple October 4, 2009