outrage selfie

Boasting about your outrage for personal recognition and to shift the conversation to you.

Ted doesn't care about minority rights, his comments are outrage selfies.

by JefferiesTube March 27, 2017

self esteem row

When you walk in front of a labor-to-work place, salvation army, bus station, or any other area where welfare recipients congregate and feel a little bit better about yourself due to the high concentration of scumbags.

I was feeling pretty bad that I lost my job until I walked down self esteem row. Now I feel a little better about myself because those people have PROBLEMS.

by NEPA Diva October 2, 2006

self-exclusion

This is a means to help an addict recover from a gaming addiction by not allowing him or her to gamble. With self-exclusion, an addict is provided with a way to quit gambling that does not require self-control.

This usually applies to gambling though can be meant for related areas, such as self-exclusion from internet gaming.

by deepspace10 February 11, 2008

Self-expunge

The idea that when something (such as data, memory or a particular object) inconveniently and inexplicably goes missing it is thought to have deleted itself out of impulse or intention, i.e. it has self-expunged.

I was certain I put my car keys here, but it looks like they've self-expunged!

by Gik130 July 3, 2009

Self Diagnosis Doctors

People who diagnose conditions without actually having a degree. While some people are proficient at this, many are not.

Steve - "Man, my stomach is really cramped up."
Self Diagnosis Doctors - "You probably have aids."

by StevoPativo March 11, 2011

Self-Deficating

The act of shitting ones own pants, most often resulting from an embarrassing situation.

The drama-queen was so drunk last night that she didn't know what she had said and done. When we told her, she ran into a corner and started self-deficating. Sadly, her act of self-deficating only made her more embarrassed, and she self-deficated again. It was a vicious and smelly circle she got herself into.

by BLT85022 November 11, 2011

self inflicted cumshot

When one is violently masturbating and he ejaculates so hard that the so called super flying semen lands all over the individuals face.

'' i was fappin' like crazy, man and i cummed so hard that it hit me right in the face, it was a self inflicted cumshot. Nasty shit dude. ''

by jamaicanpearl December 27, 2011