BLT85022's definitions

Whorenicopia

The Thanksgiving guest who gets totally wasted and can't keep from trying to lure unsuspecting party goers into compromising situations.

Look at that Whorenicopia. She's waiting for the wine and tryptophan to kick in before using a pumpkin pie to lure any young buck into her boudoir.

by BLT85022 November 4, 2011

Self-Deficating

The act of shitting ones own pants, most often resulting from an embarrassing situation.

The drama-queen was so drunk last night that she didn't know what she had said and done. When we told her, she ran into a corner and started self-deficating. Sadly, her act of self-deficating only made her more embarrassed, and she self-deficated again. It was a vicious and smelly circle she got herself into.

by BLT85022 November 11, 2011

YesterFriday

When you've had more than your fair share of cocktails on a Saturday night and into Sunday morning. You're trying to articulate a story about something that happened on Friday and mid-sentence, you realize that since it's now Sunday, Friday isn't yesterday. You then try to be cool by blending Yesterday and Friday.

Thanks for filling my glass of wine for the 10th time. That reminds me about a delicious Malbec that I had yester...uh Friday...YesterFriday.

by BLT85022 May 3, 2019

Fruiting

To go on a man hunt for some action.

I was feeling randy, so went out to the gay bar to go Fruiting. I came home Alone, as all the fruits were either bitter or dried up and wrinkled.

by BLT85022 June 29, 2019

Redacted

To disappear or go into hiding.

The pool water was 68 degrees, and when I jumped in, my balls redacted into my stomach.

by BLT85022 April 24, 2019

LibMo

A liberal homosexual. Often found in urban settings, coastal states, gay bars and circuit parties.

Did you see that LibMo? The only thing straight about him is that he votes straight-ticket Democrat.

by BLT85022 August 1, 2019

Promo

A professional homosexual. For someone who embraces being gay to such a degree that there's no doubt he's gay. Helen Keller would know that he's gay before he fully crossed the threshold into the gay bar. If there were to be an award for being the gayest one at the disco, it would go to the Promo.

Did you see that guy twirl and prance his way into the bar. He was wearing short-shorts, and you can see the scars on both knees. He's a total Promo.

by BLT85022 July 29, 2019