Definitions by BLT85022
Misting
To urinate delicately.
I was in the middle of a conversation when an uncontrollable urge to micturate came across me. The restroom was very close to where the guests were, so I succumbed to discretely misting so as not to draw focus on my direction.
Beyotchy
Due to it being multiple syllables, beyotchy is a more fancy and less harsh way to describe someone who is acting bitchy.
Whoredrobe
A woman's wardrobe that is highly focused on skimpy and too tight clothing items, regardless of the physique under the clothes. The whoredrobe is often accentuated with big hair, excessive amounts of jewelry, much of which is intentionally placed to draw ones eye toward exposed cleavage, and Fuck Me Pumps FMPs.
Did you see that cougar at the trade show? She had a different slutty outfit for each day. I've never seen such an assortment of tight revealing tops, mini skirts and FMPs. I bet she works a side job at the Lusty Lady to fund her slutty clothing addiction. She must travel with a steamer trunk to manage her whoredrobe.
Whoredrobe by BLT85022 September 19, 2019
Promo
A professional homosexual. For someone who embraces being gay to such a degree that there's no doubt he's gay. Helen Keller would know that he's gay before he fully crossed the threshold into the gay bar. If there were to be an award for being the gayest one at the disco, it would go to the Promo.
AARP
AARP is for the American Association of Revolution Pilots, and to recognize all of those aviators who risked their lives flying during the Revolutionary War. It's an organization that came out of hiding on July 4, 2019 when our sitting President flubbed yet another speech, in which he referred to the Revolutionary War, in June of 1775, "Our Army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do, and at Fort McHenry, under the rocket’s red glare it had nothing but victory. And when dawn came, their star-spangled banner waved defiant."