BLT85022's definitions

Fruiting

To go on a man hunt for some action.

I was feeling randy, so went out to the gay bar to go Fruiting. I came home Alone, as all the fruits were either bitter or dried up and wrinkled.

by BLT85022 June 29, 2019

YesterFriday

When you've had more than your fair share of cocktails on a Saturday night and into Sunday morning. You're trying to articulate a story about something that happened on Friday and mid-sentence, you realize that since it's now Sunday, Friday isn't yesterday. You then try to be cool by blending Yesterday and Friday.

Thanks for filling my glass of wine for the 10th time. That reminds me about a delicious Malbec that I had yester...uh Friday...YesterFriday.

by BLT85022 May 3, 2019

Beyotchy

Due to it being multiple syllables, beyotchy is a more fancy and less harsh way to describe someone who is acting bitchy.

Man, I woke up a surly bastard today. I've only been awake 20 minutes, and I've already been beyotchy to 5 people. I think it's time for me to go back to bed and reset my attitude.

by BLT85022 October 10, 2019

Self-Deficating

The act of shitting ones own pants, most often resulting from an embarrassing situation.

The drama-queen was so drunk last night that she didn't know what she had said and done. When we told her, she ran into a corner and started self-deficating. Sadly, her act of self-deficating only made her more embarrassed, and she self-deficated again. It was a vicious and smelly circle she got herself into.

by BLT85022 November 11, 2011

Whoredrobe

A woman's wardrobe that is highly focused on skimpy and too tight clothing items, regardless of the physique under the clothes. The whoredrobe is often accentuated with big hair, excessive amounts of jewelry, much of which is intentionally placed to draw ones eye toward exposed cleavage, and Fuck Me Pumps FMPs.

Did you see that cougar at the trade show? She had a different slutty outfit for each day. I've never seen such an assortment of tight revealing tops, mini skirts and FMPs. I bet she works a side job at the Lusty Lady to fund her slutty clothing addiction. She must travel with a steamer trunk to manage her whoredrobe.

by BLT85022 September 19, 2019

Whorenicopia

The Thanksgiving guest who gets totally wasted and can't keep from trying to lure unsuspecting party goers into compromising situations.

Look at that Whorenicopia. She's waiting for the wine and tryptophan to kick in before using a pumpkin pie to lure any young buck into her boudoir.

by BLT85022 November 4, 2011

LibMo

A liberal homosexual. Often found in urban settings, coastal states, gay bars and circuit parties.

Did you see that LibMo? The only thing straight about him is that he votes straight-ticket Democrat.

by BLT85022 August 1, 2019