Smoke Screen 

Whereby you fart in a high traffic area and other people walk through your ass cloud.

GUY 1: Sure is cloudy out...
GUY 2: I know. I hope it doesn't rain...
(Person walks by with disgusted look on their face)
GUY 1: Did you just...
GUY 2: Yup. Total smoke screen.

Smoke Screen by BUCKWYLD June 18, 2009

Blue Screen of Death 

1. It occur when YOU majorly fuck up, it doesn't occur ramndomly.

2. Message telling you to get a XP

1. Idiot: How long have you own your Windows XP
Me: Two years.
Idiot: Wow, it must be tough
Me: How so?
Idiot: You know, having to deal with all those BSODs
Me: Oh yeah, those two times were dreadful
Idoit: Two times? How often are you on your computer? Once every six months?
Me: How about everyday?
Idiot: You should buy a Mac, you won't get the BSOD
Me: Oh yeah, I would love to own a OS that crashes four times a day.
Idiot:....Shut up.

2. Idiot: I got the Blue Screen of Death again!
Me: What version do you own?
Idiot: Windows 95
Me: Then get a XP!
Idiot: What for?
Me: Oy.

Blue Screen of Death by Tonio31 August 28, 2006

main screen turn on 

All your base will belong to us...
An order from a vidio game space-ship captian to turn on the main screen to see Katz, a robotic evil dude, make even worse grammatical errors.
McMillin Japanese translational services REALLY fuked up this time...

"Let's go watch that movie...Main Screen turn on! Launch all ZIG!"

main screen turn on by A_Longboarding_Trogdor October 30, 2003

white screen of death 

My shitty laptops has an hardware problem that makes it hang with a white screen on high IO loads, under linux, freebsd and windows. Packard bell did not find anything though.
see blue screen of death

fuck I've got a white screen of death while watching a dvd

white screen of death by aris May 31, 2004

Blue Screen Of Death 

1) A tried and true method for ensuring people need to buy new hardware after smashing their keyboard and/or mouse into their monitor. This never resolves the problem but is highly satisfying if you can afford it.

2) Mandatory, unexpected, frequent and infuriating intermission for Windows users.

3) Herpes for your PC, flare ups are painful and hard-booting may temporarily relieve symptoms. Frequent system maintenance can help if you don't flare up during, which gets exponentially harder to do. No cure, working as intended.

1) I have lots of extra money so I bought a Windows PC. Now i can place a recurring order for keyboards! Yay, Blue Screen Of Death!

2) I almost won that game but WINtermission snuck up on me. I'm gonna go step into heavy traffic to calm down.

3) Dude, I'm havin all kinda Blue Screen flare ups. I need to defrag, scandisk and pop some antibiotics.

Blue Screen Of Death by Machinations July 22, 2011

Blue Screen Of Death 

(B)lue (S)creen (O)f (D)eath
Majroly happens on older versions of windows (even windows 1)
It happenes if you have like, 700 programs going at the same time.
Luckily, vista, windows 7, 8, and 10 (possibly xp?!) Has a safe mode so you can either go and repair/fix the file that got curropted Or you can just, not be an idiot and run over 9000 programs at once.

Friend: Blue Screen Of Death huh?
Me: The seventh time this week.
Friend: let me go over your house and see what is causing it.
(5 hours of repairing a file)
Me: Thanks dude!
Friend: NP. btw, have you concidered getting a MAC?
Me: Oh you mean the one that crashes 7 times each day?
Friend:.... shut up

Blue Screen Of Death by fire blades April 18, 2016

Peen screen 

A green screen used for your penis. Why send a regular dickle pickle when you could send a picture of your dick climbing a mountain or holding a lightsaber?

I’ve been using the peen screen to sext.

Peen screen by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019