Football player

(Note: I'm talking about American football, fucking Euro-Trash)

Think of a rugby player, only bigger, stronger, faster, smarter, and in pads.
Football players play the most psychically and mentally demanding sport in the world.
by Tonio31 August 13, 2006
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Asian Women

If you say differently then you obviously never seen Asian Women
by Tonio31 August 27, 2006
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Terrorism

The act of threatening someone with violence in order to obtain something or accomplish a goal.
Terrorism can be perfrom by anyone. For example threatening to punch a guy in the face if he doesn't give you five dollars count as terrorism, but don't tell Bush
by Tonio31 September 01, 2006
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Prayer

To do nothing and still think you're helping.
Me: Man, I really need to pass this test tomorrow. Can you help me out?
Religious moron: Sure, I'll pray for you.
Me: Why not just help me study? That would actually help.
Religious moron: I'm positive that the grace of God will help you pass the test.
Me: I think God is too busy with everything else in the universe to help me pass a test.
Religious moron: I'll give him a prayer anyway
Me: Why do I hang with you?
by Tonio31 August 24, 2007
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Europeans

Ancient History: Words can't really describe them, they were great.

Modern: The second worst group of people on Earth. (right behind Terrorists!!!!) They are all rude, disrespectful, spoiled, ignorant pieces of shit and are the sole reason why everyone hates Europe. Except for the Germans and the Swiss, they're nice.
I meant my fair share of Europeans so don't tell me I don't know anything about them.
by Tonio31 August 13, 2006
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BSOD

Short for Blue Screen of Death. It occur when YOU majorly fuck up, it doesn't occur ramndomly.
Idiot: How long have you own your Windows XP
Me: Two years.
Idiot: Wow, it must be tough
Me: How so?
Idiot: You know, having to deal with all those BSODs
Me: Oh yeah, those two times when dreadful
Idoit: Two times? How often are you on your computer? Once every six months?
Me: How about everyday?
Idiot: You should buy a Mac, you won't get the BSOD
Me: Oh yeah, I would love to own a OS that crashes four times a day.
Idiot:....Shut up.
by Tonio31 August 21, 2006
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Beer

Something that needs to be kept away from humans
Beer what else is there to say?
by Tonio31 September 07, 2006
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