Tonio31's definitions

Europeans

Ancient History: Words can't really describe them, they were great.

Modern: The second worst group of people on Earth. (right behind Terrorists!!!!) They are all rude, disrespectful, spoiled, ignorant pieces of shit and are the sole reason why everyone hates Europe. Except for the Germans and the Swiss, they're nice.

I meant my fair share of Europeans so don't tell me I don't know anything about them.

by Tonio31 August 13, 2006

Terrorism

The act of threatening someone with violence in order to obtain something or accomplish a goal.

Terrorism can be perfrom by anyone. For example threatening to punch a guy in the face if he doesn't give you five dollars count as terrorism, but don't tell Bush

by Tonio31 August 31, 2006

Philadelphia Eagles

A suck ass team that's going suck even more without T.O.

The Philadelphia Eagles will go 5-11....if they're lucky.

Go Cowboys

by Tonio31 August 18, 2006

Football player

(Note: I'm talking about American football, fucking Euro-Trash)

Think of a rugby player, only bigger, stronger, faster, smarter, and in pads.

Football players play the most psychically and mentally demanding sport in the world.

by Tonio31 August 13, 2006

Prayer

To do nothing and still think you're helping.

Me: Man, I really need to pass this test tomorrow. Can you help me out?
Religious moron: Sure, I'll pray for you.
Me: Why not just help me study? That would actually help.
Religious moron: I'm positive that the grace of God will help you pass the test.
Me: I think God is too busy with everything else in the universe to help me pass a test.
Religious moron: I'll give him a prayer anyway
Me: Why do I hang with you?

by Tonio31 August 30, 2007

Daytona USA

1. A racing arcade game released by Sega in 1994. Daytona USA took the groundwork laid by Sega in their 1992 release Virtua Racing and built upon it, with the smoothest graphics yet seen in a racing game at the time. The game was also a huge leap forward in multiplayer, with the possibility of linking four twin cabinets, or eight deluxe cabinets, to create a massive eight player competition. Deluxe cabinets also contained a camera attached just above the coinslots pointing towards the drivers seat, which could be linked to a television to show the player's facial expressions on a separate screen. Daytona USA also features a critically acclaimed soundtrack, in addition to drift-friendly handling. These points make it accessible as well as incredibly fun to play.

Daytona USA is the single highest grossing arcade game ever made; no game since has come close to selling as many units or receiving as much income for arcade owners

2. An interactive motorsports attraction located at the Daytona International Speedway in Daytona Beach, Florida. Opened July 1996

Visitors are able to call the end of a famous NASCAR race in the Speed Channel "You call the race" exhibit, experience an IMAX theater, "race" in an EA Sports racing simulator, and various other simulators.

The winning car from the Daytona 500 is displayed for the next year at Daytona USA.

1. Arcade Fan 1: Want to play Daytona USA?
Arcade Fan 2: Sure

2. 1. Nascar Fan 1: Want to visit Daytona USA?
Nascar Fan 2: Sure

by Tonio31 August 16, 2006

Beer

Something that needs to be kept away from humans

Beer what else is there to say?

by Tonio31 September 7, 2006