Me: Man, I really need to pass this test tomorrow. Can you help me out?
Religious moron: Sure, I'll pray for you.
Me: Why not just help me study? That would actually help.
Religious moron: I'm positive that the grace of God will help you pass the test.
Me: I think God is too busy with everything else in the universe to help me pass a test.
Religious moron: I'll give him a prayer anyway
Me: Why do I hang with you?
Religious moron: Sure, I'll pray for you.
Me: Why not just help me study? That would actually help.
Religious moron: I'm positive that the grace of God will help you pass the test.
Me: I think God is too busy with everything else in the universe to help me pass a test.
Religious moron: I'll give him a prayer anyway
Me: Why do I hang with you?
by Tonio31 August 30, 2007
Get the Prayermug. 1. A racing arcade game released by Sega in 1994. Daytona USA took the groundwork laid by Sega in their 1992 release Virtua Racing and built upon it, with the smoothest graphics yet seen in a racing game at the time. The game was also a huge leap forward in multiplayer, with the possibility of linking four twin cabinets, or eight deluxe cabinets, to create a massive eight player competition. Deluxe cabinets also contained a camera attached just above the coinslots pointing towards the drivers seat, which could be linked to a television to show the player's facial expressions on a separate screen. Daytona USA also features a critically acclaimed soundtrack, in addition to drift-friendly handling. These points make it accessible as well as incredibly fun to play.
Daytona USA is the single highest grossing arcade game ever made; no game since has come close to selling as many units or receiving as much income for arcade owners
2. An interactive motorsports attraction located at the Daytona International Speedway in Daytona Beach, Florida. Opened July 1996
Visitors are able to call the end of a famous NASCAR race in the Speed Channel "You call the race" exhibit, experience an IMAX theater, "race" in an EA Sports racing simulator, and various other simulators.
The winning car from the Daytona 500 is displayed for the next year at Daytona USA.
Daytona USA is the single highest grossing arcade game ever made; no game since has come close to selling as many units or receiving as much income for arcade owners
2. An interactive motorsports attraction located at the Daytona International Speedway in Daytona Beach, Florida. Opened July 1996
Visitors are able to call the end of a famous NASCAR race in the Speed Channel "You call the race" exhibit, experience an IMAX theater, "race" in an EA Sports racing simulator, and various other simulators.
The winning car from the Daytona 500 is displayed for the next year at Daytona USA.
1. Arcade Fan 1: Want to play Daytona USA?
Arcade Fan 2: Sure
2. 1. Nascar Fan 1: Want to visit Daytona USA?
Nascar Fan 2: Sure
Arcade Fan 2: Sure
2. 1. Nascar Fan 1: Want to visit Daytona USA?
Nascar Fan 2: Sure
by Tonio31 August 16, 2006
Get the Daytona USAmug. Terrorism can be perfrom by anyone. For example threatening to punch a guy in the face if he doesn't give you five dollars count as terrorism, but don't tell Bush
by Tonio31 August 31, 2006
Get the Terrorismmug. Idiot: How long have you own your Windows XP
Me: Two years.
Idiot: Wow, it must be tough
Me: How so?
Idiot: You know, having to deal with all those BSODs
Me: Oh yeah, those two times when dreadful
Idoit: Two times? How often are you on your computer? Once every six months?
Me: How about everyday?
Idiot: You should buy a Mac, you won't get the BSOD
Me: Oh yeah, I would love to own a OS that crashes four times a day.
Idiot:....Shut up.
Me: Two years.
Idiot: Wow, it must be tough
Me: How so?
Idiot: You know, having to deal with all those BSODs
Me: Oh yeah, those two times when dreadful
Idoit: Two times? How often are you on your computer? Once every six months?
Me: How about everyday?
Idiot: You should buy a Mac, you won't get the BSOD
Me: Oh yeah, I would love to own a OS that crashes four times a day.
Idiot:....Shut up.
by Tonio31 August 21, 2006
Get the BSODmug. by Tonio31 August 18, 2006
Get the Philadelphia Eaglesmug. (Note: I'm talking about American football, fucking Euro-Trash)
Think of a rugby player, only bigger, stronger, faster, smarter, and in pads.
Think of a rugby player, only bigger, stronger, faster, smarter, and in pads.
by Tonio31 August 13, 2006
Get the Football playermug. 1. It occur when YOU majorly fuck up, it doesn't occur ramndomly.
2. Message telling you to get a XP
2. Message telling you to get a XP
1. Idiot: How long have you own your Windows XP
Me: Two years.
Idiot: Wow, it must be tough
Me: How so?
Idiot: You know, having to deal with all those BSODs
Me: Oh yeah, those two times were dreadful
Idoit: Two times? How often are you on your computer? Once every six months?
Me: How about everyday?
Idiot: You should buy a Mac, you won't get the BSOD
Me: Oh yeah, I would love to own a OS that crashes four times a day.
Idiot:....Shut up.
2. Idiot: I got the Blue Screen of Death again!
Me: What version do you own?
Idiot: Windows 95
Me: Then get a XP!
Idiot: What for?
Me: Oy.
Me: Two years.
Idiot: Wow, it must be tough
Me: How so?
Idiot: You know, having to deal with all those BSODs
Me: Oh yeah, those two times were dreadful
Idoit: Two times? How often are you on your computer? Once every six months?
Me: How about everyday?
Idiot: You should buy a Mac, you won't get the BSOD
Me: Oh yeah, I would love to own a OS that crashes four times a day.
Idiot:....Shut up.
2. Idiot: I got the Blue Screen of Death again!
Me: What version do you own?
Idiot: Windows 95
Me: Then get a XP!
Idiot: What for?
Me: Oy.
by Tonio31 August 28, 2006
Get the Blue Screen of Deathmug.