Tonio31's definitions

Prayer

To do nothing and still think you're helping.

Me: Man, I really need to pass this test tomorrow. Can you help me out?
Religious moron: Sure, I'll pray for you.
Me: Why not just help me study? That would actually help.
Religious moron: I'm positive that the grace of God will help you pass the test.
Me: I think God is too busy with everything else in the universe to help me pass a test.
Religious moron: I'll give him a prayer anyway
Me: Why do I hang with you?

by Tonio31 August 30, 2007

Beer

Something that needs to be kept away from humans

Beer what else is there to say?

by Tonio31 September 7, 2006

Terrorism

The act of threatening someone with violence in order to obtain something or accomplish a goal.

Terrorism can be perfrom by anyone. For example threatening to punch a guy in the face if he doesn't give you five dollars count as terrorism, but don't tell Bush

by Tonio31 August 31, 2006

Blue Screen of Death

1. It occur when YOU majorly fuck up, it doesn't occur ramndomly.

2. Message telling you to get a XP

1. Idiot: How long have you own your Windows XP
Me: Two years.
Idiot: Wow, it must be tough
Me: How so?
Idiot: You know, having to deal with all those BSODs
Me: Oh yeah, those two times were dreadful
Idoit: Two times? How often are you on your computer? Once every six months?
Me: How about everyday?
Idiot: You should buy a Mac, you won't get the BSOD
Me: Oh yeah, I would love to own a OS that crashes four times a day.
Idiot:....Shut up.

2. Idiot: I got the Blue Screen of Death again!
Me: What version do you own?
Idiot: Windows 95
Me: Then get a XP!
Idiot: What for?
Me: Oy.

by Tonio31 August 28, 2006

Asian Women

The most beautiful women on earth

If you say differently then you obviously never seen Asian Women

by Tonio31 August 27, 2006

BSOD

Short for Blue Screen of Death. It occur when YOU majorly fuck up, it doesn't occur ramndomly.

Idiot: How long have you own your Windows XP
Me: Two years.
Idiot: Wow, it must be tough
Me: How so?
Idiot: You know, having to deal with all those BSODs
Me: Oh yeah, those two times when dreadful
Idoit: Two times? How often are you on your computer? Once every six months?
Me: How about everyday?
Idiot: You should buy a Mac, you won't get the BSOD
Me: Oh yeah, I would love to own a OS that crashes four times a day.
Idiot:....Shut up.

by Tonio31 August 21, 2006

Philadelphia Eagles

A suck ass team that's going suck even more without T.O.

The Philadelphia Eagles will go 5-11....if they're lucky.

Go Cowboys

by Tonio31 August 18, 2006