Europeans

Ancient History: Words can't really describe them, they were great.

Modern: The second worst group of people on Earth. (right behind Terrorists!!!!) They are all rude, disrespectful, spoiled, ignorant pieces of shit and are the sole reason why everyone hates Europe. Except for the Germans and the Swiss, they're nice.

I meant my fair share of Europeans so don't tell me I don't know anything about them.

by Tonio31 August 13, 2006

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Prayer

To do nothing and still think you're helping.

Me: Man, I really need to pass this test tomorrow. Can you help me out?
Religious moron: Sure, I'll pray for you.
Me: Why not just help me study? That would actually help.
Religious moron: I'm positive that the grace of God will help you pass the test.
Me: I think God is too busy with everything else in the universe to help me pass a test.
Religious moron: I'll give him a prayer anyway
Me: Why do I hang with you?

by Tonio31 August 30, 2007

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Blue Screen of Death

1. It occur when YOU majorly fuck up, it doesn't occur ramndomly.

2. Message telling you to get a XP

1. Idiot: How long have you own your Windows XP
Me: Two years.
Idiot: Wow, it must be tough
Me: How so?
Idiot: You know, having to deal with all those BSODs
Me: Oh yeah, those two times were dreadful
Idoit: Two times? How often are you on your computer? Once every six months?
Me: How about everyday?
Idiot: You should buy a Mac, you won't get the BSOD
Me: Oh yeah, I would love to own a OS that crashes four times a day.
Idiot:....Shut up.

2. Idiot: I got the Blue Screen of Death again!
Me: What version do you own?
Idiot: Windows 95
Me: Then get a XP!
Idiot: What for?
Me: Oy.

by Tonio31 August 28, 2006

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