Smoke Screen

Whereby you fart in a high traffic area and other people walk through your ass cloud.

GUY 1: Sure is cloudy out...
GUY 2: I know. I hope it doesn't rain...
(Person walks by with disgusted look on their face)
GUY 1: Did you just...
GUY 2: Yup. Total smoke screen.

by BUCKWYLD June 11, 2009