Coatesville, Pa

Coatesville is a small city located approximately 1 hour in the western suburbs of Philadelphia. Coatesville is the only city in Chester County and is widely known for it's cultural diversity. Coatesville has a bad reputation within Chester County but this is mainly due to Racism and Ignorance. While most people think of Coatesville as the 10 blocks within the city, in fact Coatesville encompasses numerous outside townships. If you are a resident of Coatesville, you could possibly live on a farm, in the city or in a suburban neignborhood. Coatesville schools not only provide quality educational experiences but also offer a priceless cultural education. People who are graduates and/or former residents of Coatesville will speak of how living in Coatesville has shaped who they are today and has made them better, more socially aware members of society.

We are going to Coatesville, Pa to watch the Christmas parade.

Coatesville, Pa by sick-of-ignorance-mom March 20, 2009

Candy coated 

When a car has candy paint, or a high gloss paint finish, on it.

See Shawnna's song, "Candy Coated"

DAMN! That car is candy coated!

Candy coated by Pomegranate July 4, 2006

coathanger 

A physically insignificant male. One who is just man enough to hold up a coat and occasionally open a car door, but who will inevitably find himself folded up in a trash can somewhere.

Stacy - "Hi Steve, it's good to see you, you look amazing!"

Steve - "It's great to see you! I'm sorry to hear about you and Mark, but I see you've started dating again. Who's the coathanger?"

Stacy - "Oh, just some fuddy-duddy I picked up along the way. He's actually my tax man. Honestly I don't even know why I am dating him, I guess I am just easing myself back into the dating world"

coathanger by Ruhbee! March 10, 2008

blue coats

A usually-derogatory term for people from "up north". This refers to the Union soldiers during the American Civil War who wore dark blue jackets and frock coats, which was actually the standard color of the Regular US Army for the past several decades leading up to War of Rebellion. (See also Yankees).

White Trash person on the porch in northern Alabama: "Hey, do y'all see thuh blue coats cummin' in thur Leen-cun towncawr down from Ohah-yuh? (Ohio)"

blue coats by Harry Balzac March 23, 2005

Coating 

To be on the phone with someone that you're intimately interested in for long periods of time; or talking to them in person as well in a flirtatious manner.

Look at Sean, he stay coating with that girl he met at the mall.

Coating by CeceFbaby May 16, 2018

hopatcong coathanger

While wearing roller-skates and riding a stuffed gorilla, a dildo is inserted with an attached coat hanger tip, which is inserted repeatedly until the fetus is fully removed. The roller skates are optional. If skates are worn, they provide less traction and an excuse if you are discovered by a friend or family member while performing procedure.
Also known as Donkey Kong C-section.

Oops, I accidentally fell on this hopatcong coathanger, that just so happens to be attached to this stuffed gorilla.

hopatcong coathanger by skirt lifter June 25, 2016

Coatum 

A custom made coat that is used to keep a man's scrotum warm. The coat is typically made from worsted wool or cashmere. Few companies use polyester because it can be very hot and leave chaffing on the actual nut skin.

Jeff: Hey Rocky! Did you hear that Wal-Mart is now carrying coatums?
Rocky: No Jeff I didn't, did you buy one?
Jeff: Yeah man! Mine is made out of cashmere..
Rocky: Sweet dude!! Can i try it on??
Jeff: Fuck you man! Get your own.

Coatum by Marcus.O.1986 November 3, 2010